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The definitive Top 100 'YOURE NOT PROPER CHARLTON UNLESS......'

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  • edited January 2009
    266. You've kept all the merchandise - mirrors, towels, duvet sets - from the 1986-87 season saying ''CHARLTON ATHLETIC DIVISION ONE'' , in case it all came in useful again one day.
  • No, sorry. You will have to remain a plastic forever :-)

    It was tongue in cheek Andy
  • 267. have previous experiance of singing ' the reds are going up' (out of div 3 )
  • 268. have accidentally dropped a load of hash at a game because you couldnt afford a drink and watched it go a bit "computer graphics"
  • 269. Still have a Charlton Athletic "Beachtowel" with "Selhurst Park" written on it.
  • 270. you are currently scouring the internet for the best odds on charlton to win the f.a cup.

    ps. please tell me no-one still does this.
  • 271. You're at the training ground and engage Kim Grant in conversation only to find out later it was actually Paul Williams! No wonder he looked at you oddly a few times. Sticks in the memory as one of your most embarassing Charlton moments.
  • 272. You look at our current situation and get deja vu.
  • The definitive Top 100 'YOURE NOT PROPER CHARLTON UNLESS......'


    FUNNY TOP 100!
  • [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]
    100. No matter where you are, what league we're in, how crap the team we have might be, you're always PROUD TO BE CHARLTON l

    the only one that matters

    I agree with 100!

    100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%
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  • You look at our current situation and get deja vu.
  • 273. You go to a meaningless game like Tonights St Johnstone Paint Trophy game, which in years to come will be looked back on a par with those Full members Cup games in front on 800 odd at Shithurst.
  • You look at our current situation and get deja vu.
  • 274. You want the St. Johnstone paint pot trophy final to be played in Perth (Scotland).
  • 275. You see Plan A working perfectly ok, but spend every waking hour worrying there is no Plan B !
  • 276. Your 2-0 up in a game and playing well but still know you could quite easily draw or worse lose.
  • 277. You refuse ever to contemplate buying insurance from Churchill or a cassette tape from TDK.
  • [cite]Posted By: Chizz[/cite]277. You refuse ever to contemplate buying insurance from Churchill or a cassette tape from TDK.

    You refuse to sleep with any Virgins ;-)
  • 278: Your immediate response to the name Simon Jordan is W*****
  • 279.Seen three penalties taken against Palace in the same match.
    280.Seen a Charlton player score four goals in a match.
    281,Been to a match that was abandoned at half time.
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  • 282. had an ex manager take you to school
  • 283. As a 14 year old you went to every round of the 1987 Full Members Cup Run.....including Everton away midweek, a game which you got to on the coach with a mate by bunking off school and telling each others parents you were staying at the others house and then getting found out by leaving the programme on the floor in your bedroom......
  • The last two are absolute classics.

    284. Stood behind that floodlight pylon in that pen at the old den, complained that the ticket did not say obstructed view and got your money back from the old den ticket office.
  • 285. You went to Steve Gritt's testimonial at Selhurst Park.
  • 286. You felt very threatened by the Reading "firm" when walking through a narrow path on the way out at Reading away. This was the match played at their old ground shortly after Bowyer and Chandler were found guilty of drug taking. Chandler played in the game.
  • [cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]278: Your immediate response to the name Simon Jordan is W*****

    287. Similarly, you buy a horse on a race night, name it "Simon Jordan Is A W*****" then reap the rewards when it comes in a winner.
  • 288. You have posted on the TAKEOVER thread on Charlton Life - FACT
  • 289 - Youve been a matchball sponsor for a game, been on the pitch and been so pissed on Champagne you don't remember much of it!
    290 - you have presented the MOM trophy
    291 - tried it on (or in my case had unholy thoughts) with Sarah Moynihan on the old Junior Reds football team coach
    292 - have converted people from one club to become Addicks
  • 293- you get slightly nervous in anticipation of a banana skin fixture against (oldham ffs) when it's the lowest level of crap you've seen charlton play at (you clearly are demented)
  • 294: You laugh at your own fans on Soccer AM
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