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The definitive Top 100 'YOURE NOT PROPER CHARLTON UNLESS......'

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  • 295. you had to call your other half in from the kitchen to watch the johnstones paint trophy southern section quarter final draw on soccer am.
  • 296. Unless you go to Southamption away in the southern section quarter finals of the Johnstone's Paint Trophy
  • 297. Unless your immediate response to the words Iain Dowie is "Fxcking hell..." (Probably done, I couldn't be arsed to read the thread and yes it is similar to the one about the Tango Man)
  • 298. You're shocked that Phil Parkinson is the 49th longest-serving manager in the football league at 0 years, 321 days into the job. (Including the caretaker bit.)
  • 299. You've trodden in a huge pile of camel shiit in your best pair of DM's......
  • 300: whenever you walk past a horse at football or not, always gotta sing in your head "goodbye horse"
  • 301 Sposored a match ball at Selhurst Park
  • 302 possibly (I'm not going back and checking the previous 301 entries again!) Being one of the 50 supporters invited for pre-match hospitality at Selhurst Park (v Huddersfield) and sitting in the Director's Box (or quite near it).....because you were one of the top 50 to have used supporters club travel that season. And we met Jim Melrose and John Humphrey afterwards in the bar (and clocked a young centre half playing for HTFC called Simon Webster.....)
  • Call your Dog Dennis & whenever you call his name add on the words 'in the last minute' everytime you see him.
  • 303 - You were one of about 150 nutters at Bolton for the 5-1 defeat. Last game at Burnden Park.

    304 - You have arrived at half-time for a number of away games (Grimsby away 5-2 win on a Friday night - coach driver got lost in Nottingham!!!) and still enjoyed the trip.
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  • [cite]Posted By: Clem_Snide[/cite]303 - You were one of about 150 nutters at Bolton for the 5-1 defeat. Last game at Burnden Park.

    who put ball int' charlton net?
    who put ball int' charlton net?
    who put ball int' charlton net?
    super john mcginley

    sooper super john
    sooper super john
    super john mcginley
  • [cite]Posted By: ThreadKiller[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Clem_Snide[/cite]303 - You were one of about 150 nutters at Bolton for the 5-1 defeat. Last game at Burnden Park.

    who put ball int' charlton net?
    who put ball int' charlton net?
    who put ball int' charlton net?
    super john mcginley

    sooper super john
    sooper super john
    super john mcginley

    Totally surreal evening. Sittigng in what was basically a tent with some golf stand seats under it. The silence when Kinsella put us infront was deafening. Our kit was louder than our support.....
  • 305 - You attempted to header a Bobby MacDonald clearance back onto the pitch from the east terrace during a 3-3 draw in 1985, got it all wrong, ball hit the top of your head like a cannon ball, you fell over and sat shamefaced on the terrace with a headache and a sore arse......
  • You found our 1-5 defeat at Maine Rd. quite amusing. It secured your safety on the terraces and maintained the general bonhomie with scarves & hats etc. being exchanged. Extra points if you got there at half time (& earned a mention by Motty on MOTD).

    You also found it quite amusing that our keeper (Nicky Johns) could win Player of the Year after all the sixes and sevens we seemed to concede in those days.

    You went to Selhurst .............. to cheer on Burnley (with Trevor Steven) trying to spoil their promotion, but took some consolation from the abject failure of the "Team of the 80's"!

    You recall the opening of the "New Valley Club" after Chelsea thoughtfully dismantled the old one. (And come to think of it - you've had a drink in there with Jimmy Hill). Sadly, I missed the jelly wrestling!
  • 306 - You witnessed the legendary naked/semi naked conga round Floyds/Bartrams after Premiership relegation in 1999. Razil will be able to enlighten you all.
  • edited October 2009
    307- you had a " Say YES to The Valley" car sticker.
  • [cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]307- you had a " Say[span style=COLOR: #ff0000]YES[/span]to The Valley" car sticker.
    Even Cheryl Baker & Hale & Pace had them.......
  • You were at John Hewie's testimonial
    You went on the league liner to Brighton
    You were one of the 3000 at home to Halifax in the 70's
    You owned a Terrace season ticket
    You bumped into Mike Kenning in BHS Hare Steet Woolwich (bloody overpaid footballers ;-)
    You thought Mark Hulyer was a hero (until...
    You thought John Fryer was a hero (until...
  • [cite]Posted By: Six-a-bag-of-nuts[/cite]You were at John Hewie's testimonial
    You went on the league liner to Brighton
    You were one of the 3000 at home to Halifax in the 70's
    You owned a Terrace season ticket
    You bumped into Mike Kenning in BHS Hare Steet Woolwich (bloody overpaid footballers ;-)
    You thought Mark Hulyer was a hero (until...
    You thought John Fryer was a hero (until...

    Sorry, I failed..........
    only 4/7.
    ;-(
  • 308 - you were interviewed by Peter Burrowes in the player's bar after a game in the late 70s for the Spotlight on a Supporter feature for the next home programme.
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  • 309 - Had a row with Richard Redden.
  • 310- Going to Saints next week in JP
  • 311. You are watching Northwitch Victoria from your very own sofa with a few beers and the lights off and curtains closed - just in case they lose...
  • [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]311. You are watching Northwitch Victoria from your very own sofa with a few beers and the lights off and curtains closed

    Exactly how I used to view baywatch!!
  • [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]311. You are watching Northwitch Victoria from your very own sofa with a few beers and the lights off and curtains closed

    Exactly how I used to view baywatch!!
    And a box of tissues...?
  • [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]311. You are watching Northwitch Victoria from your very own sofa with a few beers and the lights off and curtains closed

    Exactly how I used to view baywatch!!
    And a box of tissues...?

    Nah, just use one of your socks!!
  • edited November 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]311. You are watching Northwitch Victoria from your very own sofa with a few beers and the lights off and curtains closed - just in case they lose..., because you're going to the game..
  • [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]311. You are watching Northwitch Victoria from your very own sofa with a few beers and the lights off and curtains closed

    Exactly how I used to view baywatch!!
    And a box of tissues...?

    Nah, just use one of your socks!!
    Have you ever tried oral socks...?
  • 312 - Had a huge row with Neil Refearns dad at Pride Park when you happened to question his son's commitment to the cause. Then found yourself amazed to be backed up by about 20-30 people sitting around you.
  • 313 - stood on Table Mountain and thought of Stuart Leary
    314 - sat in the overnight Carlisle/London train and as we were about to pull out saw Charlie Wright striding down the platform in his pants
    315 - bought a flat in Lansdowne Lane overlooking The Valley - in 1991 !! (I just knew ....)
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