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The definitive Top 100 'YOURE NOT PROPER CHARLTON UNLESS......'

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  • Morts-GeniusMorts-Genius
    You sat behind the advertising hoardings in your youth at Selhurst - Olie!
  • Alex WrightAlex Wright
    you have at least 2 Charlton Life logins ;-)
  • ChizzChizz
    Encouraged - successfully - the entire (all Chinese) staff of the Man United bar in Singapore to sing "VFR" at half-time in a Charlton v Man City game, being shown live.
  • SouthendaddickSouthendaddick
    You book 2 days off work for an all dayer in the Johnstons Paint Trophy Southern Area Quarter Final and the inevitable hangover.
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    [cite]Posted By: Southendaddick[/cite]You book 2 days off work for an all dayer in the Johnstons Paint Trophy Southern Area Quarter Final and the inevitable hangover.
    I've got the week off!
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    345. Attended a freebie 'operation away game' independently at your own expense.
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    346. You drop your phone at a game, smashing the screen in the process.
  • falconwood_1falconwood_1
    [quote][cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]345. Attended a freebie 'operation away game' independently at your own expense.[/quote]

    *nods*
  • ShagShag
    You go to an away game by boat
  • The Prince-e-PaulThe Prince-e-Paul
    you paid £1 towards purchase of ronnie moore.
    You've been shocked to see someone else wearing a replica charlton shirt on a foreign beach, then go and talk to them like you are old friends!
    Worn another teams replica tracksuit as a kid with a charlton badge sewn oven the other teams (liverpool)badge.....cringe.
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  • KetmanKetman
    Had your Peronalised Charlton Zippo Lighter or Brand new Mobile stolen by fellow addicks after losing them whilst celebrating a goal.
  • Bexley DanBexley Dan
    Sneaked into the Valley after a party in Charlton during the exile years and sat drinking and smoking with mates on the overgrown east terrace.
  • NathanPriorNathanPrior
    Gone to an away game stinking of beer after having a pint poured down you the night before
  • SidewaysInOzSidewaysInOz
    You're not proper Charlton unless..........you've had at least 10 discussions you've started sunk on CL! ;-)
  • SidewaysInOzSidewaysInOz
    You're not proper Charlton unless..........you've goaded Ben on his cardigans! :-p
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    353. You're not proper Charlton unless your first reaction on hearing we won 5-1 away is not joy, but pissed off that you wasn't there !
  • JTJT
    Definitely. Was watching SSN in Liverpool city centre, unreal.
  • paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    354. You thought 'oh no, surely not' when peterboro made it 1-4.
  • Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Taken your Charlton Duck for a holiday


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  • JTJT
    [cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]354. You thought 'oh no, surely not' when peterboro made it 1-4.

    First thing i said is 'we have been 3-0 up and lost 4-3, and 3-0 up and made a meal of it at Carlisle'
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  • stonemusestonemuse
    Taken your Charlton Duck for a holiday

    PMSL
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: SidewaysInOz[/cite]You're not proper Charlton unless..........you've goaded Ben on his cardigans! :-p

    This is so true. Aliwibble introduced herself to me by saying "where's your cardigan?"

    I have taken a fatwa out on Kap10's life.


    354. You were on the terrace when Charlton beat Peterboro 5 - 1 away. *tick*
  • Covered EndCovered End
    355. You were on the terrace when we won 1-5 at Peterborough, as well as on the terrace when we previously last scoed 5 away at Grimsby :-)
  • Folev the redFolev the red
    356. You renewed your season ticket for the 10/11 season before april 4th

    357. You went to rochdale on tuesday march 29th 2010
  • falconwood_1falconwood_1
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Folev the red[/cite]356. You renewed your season ticket for the 10/11 season before april 4th

    357. You went to rochdale on tuesday march 29th 2010[/quote]

    358. You go to Rochdale a season early.
  • razorray0razorray0
    359 you kitted your whole flat out with tat from fads in bexleyheath cos it was on your shirt 360 you keep all your old shirts or is that just me all in order in wardrobe 361 you bought 2 centinary shirts 1 to wear 1 framed on your wall
  • razorray0razorray0
    362 got your mate to tatoo cafc on your arm with indian ink aged 11 and got a beating off your old man who by the way was covered in varios cafc tats
  • 1StevieG1StevieG
    363. Got in to watch Charlton play away to Luton when away fans were banned cos you played for the junior reds!
  • StigStig
    364. You put Charlton as your religion on the census return.
  • Off_itOff_it
    You're not "proper Charlton" unless you bemoan the atmosphere, call the fans "tos*ers", the manager a "cretin", the keeper a "fat c*nt", the "players as a whole "corrupt", the chairman - past and present - a "wan*ker" and slag off everything and anyone.

    Oh, and you don't pay up on your bets.

    All this makes you the top, top man - in your own tiny mind.
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