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The definitive Top 100 'YOURE NOT PROPER CHARLTON UNLESS......'

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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    368. You live in Thailand and between 2am and 4am sit in bed hitting the F5 key every 10 seconds to get the latest score from a Charlton evening game
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]You're not "proper Charlton" unless you bemoan the atmosphere, call the fans "tos*ers", the manager a "cretin", the keeper a "fat c*nt", the "players as a whole "corrupt", the chairman - past and present - a "wan*ker" and slag off everything and anyone.

    Oh, and you don't pay up on your bets.

    All this makes you the top, top man - in your own tiny mind.


    Still making excuses about not paying a £20 bet to charity 4 months on. Shame on him.

    Not seen the other stuff but no doubt Dick Plunb will have told him off as he dislikes personal abuse like that.
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    registered your disgust with the Woolwich by switching building societys when they stopped sponsoring us (even if you did have next to nothing in your account)
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,083
    [cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]Gone to an away game stinking of beer after having a pint poured down you the night before
    The night before?
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Great read, one of my favourites would be.....you were there the day Eddie Firmani came back and scored a goal that I swear went straight through the Keeper.
  • dabos
    dabos Posts: 2,715
    371. Bought Viglen and Mesh PCs when they sponsored us in order to get a £50 discount
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    372. You almost come to blows with an arrogant Australian in IT because he's taken your Charlton mug from the office kitchen.
  • Jarman
    Jarman Posts: 1,851
    373. You will always state " Oh look the ground is empty, they must be playing today then" when going past millwall on the train.
  • clivey_hero
    clivey_hero Posts: 328
    You scream at the ref and your false tooth flies out landing three rows down hitting some bloke on his bald head.........

    then you find it at the end of teh game and put it back in
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    [cite]Posted By: Bexley Dan[/cite]registered your disgust with the Woolwich by switching building societys when they stopped sponsoring us (even if you did have next to nothing in your account)

    I did that too and told them why when they asked me why I was closing my account!
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  • eldavide
    eldavide Posts: 384
    374 You've been called an idiot, or something stronger by Leroy Ambrose on this site
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    You wear your lucky pants to matches! Even if they need a wash!
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    Anything about getting in at half time for free during the eighties. I was only 10 when I did that.
  • tricky
    tricky Posts: 1,291
    You've seen both of Jose Semedo's goals
  • uie2
    uie2 Posts: 4,596
    edited April 2011
    102-get shives down your spin when you here 'valley flloyd road being sung at the valley or away also then you watch sasa ilic save that pen in play off final on tape !! i I DO
  • uie2
    uie2 Posts: 4,596
    i went on the pitch at the valley with my cousin(cafc fan too) with a mini ball and score in front of the covened end!! (my dad was look out!!) was in 1993ish
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    375 - You've backed Peanuts Molloy's tips on the National the last 3 years.
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,000
    376 you've read every single one of MOG's Bournemouth links.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,737
    377 You knew Fanny had an inbox
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,391
    You scream at the ref and your false tooth flies out landing three rows down hitting some bloke on his bald head.........

    then you find it at the end of teh game and put it back in

    He He , made me laugh, this happened to my mate at wembley !
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  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    378 Unless you buy my spare return leg train ticket for walsall 
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    379 You've interrupted a karaoke bar mid flow in Cyprus by cheering Solly's goal vs Orient that you were the only person watching on the big screen. 
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    380. you still think we will feck up this season go 15 games without a win and end up 15th...
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    381. You've seen another lifer fall into the gap between the train and the platform after getting off of the train on the way back from an away game.
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    382. You've seen another lifer hide in the toilet for the whole train journey back from Manchester post away game revelry.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    383. You've met Tim Wiseman
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,083
    384. You've sat down when requested to Siiiit Daaaaaan.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    edited November 2011

    385. You've bought a bag of peanuts from Adam the Peanut Man.

     

    "PEANUTS...................TANNER A BAG!"

  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
    386. Have donated or bought something from the CL/BA auctions
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    387: Have posted a message in the Cardigan thread

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