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The definitive Top 100 'YOURE NOT PROPER CHARLTON UNLESS......'

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  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    394. You seriously believe you can run the club better than the current owner(s)
  • Aging_Covered_Ender
    Aging_Covered_Ender Posts: 23
    edited January 2015
    Re: 53 Great player though he was I would not have hung around to be fisted by Mark Kinsella. Personally a manly handshake and an autographed programme would have sufficed. Number whatever we're up to: Until you've driven across the Pennines in a blizzard to arrive late at Burnden Park. Then be allowed in grudgingly and announced all too loudly to the Police officers present that "these lads are Charlton supporters can you get them through to the others". Then are led through the packed, hostile paddock, home fans still seething with displeasure at the away sides temerity with taking the lead (natch you have missed that) to finally making the safety of other travelling idiots and then all (and I do mean all) take shelter in the toilets at half-time. Then might I suggest: you are not proper Charlton. Many other away horrors should also be taken into consideration. Oh yeah, we eventually went on to lose 2-1. Thought to be a good result for the boys away from home in those days. Sigh.
  • mid_life_crisis
    mid_life_crisis Posts: 3,263
    You could have gone to St Andrew's for the play-off decider vs Leeds, but decided not to.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    edited January 2015
    You have gone from bitter one week (like it was the end of the world), to optimistic (like we are going to win the league) the following.
  • EpsomAddick
    EpsomAddick Posts: 2,558
    You've had sex on the pitch.
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,522
    EpsomAddick said:

    You've had sex on the pitch.

    Do you really believe they are "proper Charlton?"
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    EpsomAddick said:

    You've had sex on the pitch.

    Surely sex on a train counts as a worthy substitute?
  • Yanntheman
    Yanntheman Posts: 421
    edited February 2015
    Absurdistan said:

    EpsomAddick said:

    You've had sex on the pitch.

    Surely sex on a train counts as a worthy substitute?
    Just being on a train is sex for a Charlton fan
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    EpsomAddick said:

    You've not been filmed having sex on the pitch.

  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2015
    You've out a set of car keys and a bag of dog shit in the same pocket (sorry T.C.E, couldn't resist! (:
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Weegie Addick said:

    EpsomAddick said:

    You've had sex on the pitch.

    Do you really believe they are "proper Charlton?"
    Well, they kept their clothes on and turned out the lights.....
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,565
    .......you have the national rail app set as your home app
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    edited February 2015
    395. If, you've never bought Big Rob a drink
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    You have walked to an away match.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    You have gone to Bolton away pre season friendly.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,682
    July 27 (Saaaaaarfed v Charlton) Stig said 'Thinking of walking it, just so I can add a line in the 'you're not proper Charlton unless' thread - walked to an away game!'
    Stig said:

    You have walked to an away match.


    Mission accomplished Stig. Well done, you're proper Charlton.
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,565
    edited July 2015
    Some for us post 92-ers

    396. Thought who? when Karl Howman opened the club shop for the first time
    397. Seen the club bottle it in an FA cup quarter final
    398. You actually were aware you was a kid for a quid
    399. You sang always look on the bright side of life against leeds in 03, spurs in 07 and throughout most of 08-09.
    400. You thought Danny Murphy was “the missing link”
    401. You thought Hasselbaink was a great signing
    402. You vividly remember Shaun Newton scoring a 20 yard header against Hudders, but made it sound like he scored it from 80 yards.
    403. You flung a catalogue on the pitch against Leicester
    404. Seen Seb do the worm at an away game in front of you.
    405. Chanted you’re nothing special we lose every week
    406. You saw that Leaburn got a hat trick at Ipswich and immediately thought, typo!
    407. You hunted BBC Ceefax page 302, 390 and then the Charlton page on teletext for any information, because the dial up was taking too long
    408. Had a moan to yourself when you see a west ham scarf on sale in a rubbish sports shop in oxford street
    409. You thought Andy Hunt was going to rip the premier league apart.
    410. Chanted “We’re all going on a European tour” but you really knew it wasn’t going to happen
    411. Had some randomer shout “premier league, you it up” during the L1 years
    412. Had a moment of quiet for David Whyte Whyte Whyte
    413. You thought that green white and red hooped away kit was the nuts
    414. Bought the Squeeze/Charlton Record
    415. Exclaimed excitement for an away trip to Colchester, and then telling the confused united and arsenal fans “you wouldn’t understand”
    416. You went bonkers when Llera scored against Swindon
    417. You went bonkers at Llera when he got himself sent off against Swindon
    418. You dreamt of winning the premier leagie in 2011 after hearing about Zabeels Interests
    419. You remember the soccerette Charlton fan who flashed it all on Soccer AM
    420. You punched the air when millwall went down, in the middle of tesco
    421. Wanting to kick your spurs supporting brother sitting in front of you at Wembley when he says “i can see sunderland scoring again” and then the ball breaks to Phillips
     
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Great additions @twiggyaddick sitting next to me must have rubbed some creativity off on you :-)
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991
    twiggyaddick said:


    414. Bought the Squeeze/Charlton Record
     

    Jesus, that song was awful, particularly considering the pedigree of the musicians.

    "Down at The Valley, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, it's in the net so say goodbye......"
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    AFKABartram said:

    Great additions @twiggyaddick sitting next to me must have rubbed some creativity off on you :-)

    there's a rude joke in there somewhere..
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  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    I'm definitely not proper Charlton
    Going on holiday sat and don't give a flying f##k im missing 1st game of season

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