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Mock the Week game

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  • MCSMCS
    SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T SAY WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO CHAT UP SOME MINKY. I'LL START

    Hello love, ever had your belly button licked, from the inside???
  • BDLBDL
    And please welcome our new Chairman - its.........Simon Jordan
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    OK, Ruling is we do

    Things not to say when chatting someone up

    (we can do BDLs one next although the thread will most likely to sunk in about 20 posts for being obscene)
  • aliwibblealiwibble
    [cite]Posted By: Chizz[/cite]Hello. My name's Nathan.
    That made me laugh obscenely loudly.
  • stevietwellsstevietwells
    No one likes me, no one likes me...
  • BDLBDL
    edited March 2010
    BOO
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    if I give you a breath mint will you thank me with a kiss?
  • MCSMCS
    Hello treacs, got any ginger in you???

    Bird replies, no

    Well do you want some??

    Bird replies yes (smartarse)

    i reply, well do you want some more!!
  • ChizzChizz
    "You sweat less than most fat birds I know"
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    that dress is just lovely, my grandmother has one just like it.
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  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    apparantly size don't matter, wanna prove it?
  • MCSMCS
    [cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]that dress is just lovely, my grandmother has one just like it.

    that dress is just lovely, it would look great crumpled up on the bog floor!!
  • ChizzChizz
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    don't worry its not your face I want...
  • ChizzChizz
    I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
  • MarcoMarco
    I know you charge £200 when you're with a client but as this is a real date what can I expect to get for free?
  • MarcoMarco
    Life's been so much sweeter since I dropped that stupid stage name.
    I never really felt like a Gary Glitter anyway.
    By the way, do you have a daughter?
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    didn't I see you at the STD clinic?
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Can I just ask, you are a woman... right?
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    your wife said I could have you so I might as well have a go
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  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    [cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]don't worry its not your face I want...
    [cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]your wife said I could have you so I might as well have a go

    these are priceless
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]don't worry its not your face I want...
    [cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]your wife said I could have you so I might as well have a go

    these are priceless

    why thank you, I aim to please.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    did you just fart oh my god thats disgusting... oh wait thats mine!
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    can you please help me? as a dare I have to snog the ugliest person in the room.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    Wow your hair looks really, well um, did you cut it yourself?
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    I know I can do better but I'm feeling charitable today
  • ChizzChizz
    Hello, I think we're suited. I have no sense of smell.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    ha ha ha sounds like you've used some of these before SJ
  • ChizzChizz
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]ha ha ha sounds like you've used some of these before SJ
    That's quite a good one!
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]ha ha ha sounds like you've used some of these before SJ
    I wouldn't have the chance, happily married me :) just have a very crude sense of humour. But you're doing quite well yourself.
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