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Mock the Week game
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SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T SAY WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO CHAT UP SOME MINKY. I'LL START
Hello love, ever had your belly button licked, from the inside???0 -
And please welcome our new Chairman - its.........Simon Jordan0
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OK, Ruling is we do
Things not to say when chatting someone up
(we can do BDLs one next although the thread will most likely to sunk in about 20 posts for being obscene)0 -
That made me laugh obscenely loudly.[cite]Posted By: Chizz[/cite]Hello. My name's Nathan.0 -
No one likes me, no one likes me...0
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BOO0
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if I give you a breath mint will you thank me with a kiss?0
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Hello treacs, got any ginger in you???
Bird replies, no
Well do you want some??
Bird replies yes (smartarse)
i reply, well do you want some more!!0 -
"You sweat less than most fat birds I know"0
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that dress is just lovely, my grandmother has one just like it.0
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apparantly size don't matter, wanna prove it?0
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[cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]that dress is just lovely, my grandmother has one just like it.
that dress is just lovely, it would look great crumpled up on the bog floor!!0 -
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck0
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don't worry its not your face I want...0
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I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.0
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I know you charge £200 when you're with a client but as this is a real date what can I expect to get for free?0
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Life's been so much sweeter since I dropped that stupid stage name.
I never really felt like a Gary Glitter anyway.
By the way, do you have a daughter?0 -
didn't I see you at the STD clinic?0
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Can I just ask, you are a woman... right?0
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your wife said I could have you so I might as well have a go0
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[cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]don't worry its not your face I want...[cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]your wife said I could have you so I might as well have a go
these are priceless0 -
[cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite][cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]don't worry its not your face I want...[cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]your wife said I could have you so I might as well have a go
these are priceless
why thank you, I aim to please.0 -
did you just fart oh my god thats disgusting... oh wait thats mine!0
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can you please help me? as a dare I have to snog the ugliest person in the room.0
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Wow your hair looks really, well um, did you cut it yourself?0
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I know I can do better but I'm feeling charitable today0
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Hello, I think we're suited. I have no sense of smell.0
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ha ha ha sounds like you've used some of these before SJ0
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That's quite a good one![cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]ha ha ha sounds like you've used some of these before SJ0 -
I wouldn't have the chance, happily married me[cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]ha ha ha sounds like you've used some of these before SJ
just have a very crude sense of humour. But you're doing quite well yourself. 0
