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  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Oh South London is Wonderful
    For the Pr**ks......
  • craigcafccraigcafc
    So when does the commentator come over the PA?
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Siiiiddddaaaaaaaann!
  • ChizzChizz
    Where does one collect one's drinks during the interval?
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    New Category

    Things you don't want to hear in hospital
  • ChizzChizz
    Oh dear all the sockets are full. Which one shall I pull out to plug in the Hoover?
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    "Well mr smith, the operation was a complete sucess, we all want to say how brave your are having your penis removed and becomming a women"

    Errr

    "I'm mr smythe, I had an ingrowing toe nail"...

    "Oopps"
  • ChizzChizz
    Well Mr Jones, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is, we amputated the wrong leg. However, on a much brighter note, the gentleman in the bed opposite has made quite a decent offer for your slippers.
  • paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    hello, i'm dr shipman.
  • ChizzChizz
    "You might feel a small prick..."
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  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Best deal with you first, there's not much time, after all....
  • ChizzChizz
    "I wouldn't go buying any long playing records if I were you"
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Doctor 1: of course I can do this procedure I have only had 2 deaths.
    Doctor 2: but you've only performed it twice.
  • No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    edited March 2010
    Doctor "We have identified the troublesome little virus that has caused your sudden weight loss and we'll be putting you on a pancake diet for the next couple of days"
    Patient "why pancakes, will they help to cure the virus ?"
    Doctor "doubt it, they're the only food we can get under the door in the ebola ward"
  • JollyRobinJollyRobin
    'Your surgery was a complete success, but, on a completely unrelated note, you haven't happened to see my watch lying around?'
  • LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    "Dr House, no he's on holiday."
  • JTJT
    ''Ok, i will count to ten - when you wake up again you will be a new person Dan, or should i say 'Danielle'!

    1......2.......''
  • JollyRobinJollyRobin
    edited March 2010
    'Mr Ricketts, the good news is you have Rickets which has caused much hilarity for me and the nursing staff, the bad news is you'll probably never walk again!'
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Yeah...soooo...ummmm....
  • cafcadamcafcadam
    doc1: well umm... do i need to use anesthetic for the real deal as i didnt when i played operation??????

    doc2: maybe i should do this procedure i have seen it done on holby city
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  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    We have a very special guest visiting the hospital today - welcome Mr. Piers Morgan...
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    So as you can see it is apparent Mr Digby was involved in a sex game at time of death... (too soon?)
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Time for another category.

    Things you don't expect to hear on a soap opera
  • P_AirP_Air
    "I'm sooooooooooo happy"
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Attention everyone within the perimeters of this hospital, sorry to tell you all but a deadly virus has infected this area and nobody is permitted to leave or enter the building or its perimeters, the armed forces have arrived.
  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    That Deirdre Barlow is a right sort.
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    "Well that wedding went off without any problems at all"
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    ....and the lived happily ever after
  • aliwibblealiwibble
    This is the best Christmas ever!
  • LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    "You ain't my mother!!!!!"
    "No, 'course not, I'm your sister, innit!"
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