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  • To be, or not to be--that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
    And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
    No more--and by a sleep to say we end
    The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
    That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
    To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
    For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
    When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
    Must give us pause. There's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long life.
    For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
    Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
    The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
    The insolence of office, and the spurns
    That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
    When he himself might his quietus make
    With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
    To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
    But that the dread of something after death,
    The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
    No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
    And makes us rather bear those ills we have
    Than fly to others that we know not of?
    Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
    And thus the native hue of resolution
    Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
    And enterprise of great pitch and moment
    With this regard their currents turn awry
    And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
    The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
    Be all my sins remembered.
  • Hi were the new family, you won't see much of us as for most great britian and the world we own a washing machine, don't eat fry ups in the cafe every morning and only go to the pub once a month and we have jobs in london, and I'm pleased to say I havnt raped any of my children, the wife hasn't killed any of her ex's and my 15 year old daughter is not up the duff, as long as you guys are like us I'm sure were get along....
  • Now on bbc1 to celebrate multicultral day its Eastenders done in Burkhas...
  • If you have been affected by any of the issues in this episode then god help your worthless pathetic soul... its a soap it ain't real.... deal with it you loser!!!
  • [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]If you have been affected by any of the issues in this episode then god help your worthless pathetic soul... its a soap it ain't real.... deal with it you loser!!!

    Best one so far
  • "Anything on the box tonight?"
    "No, just soaps. And no-one in their right mind would watch soaps".
  • "Why are there so many cameras in this pub?"
  • Comming in the spring to bb3 its the eastenders spin off set in brighton were we catch up with tony and his friend and colin as he still battles aids, and will a face from walfolds past turn up on his motorbike... starting in may its 'RearEnders'
  • I'm sorry but the rovers is closed till further notice...

    Eee by gum, t'pub is closed but why?

    We did tests and it seems the secret ingredience in bettys hot pot is dog eggs.
  • Walford seems empty today. Where is everyone?

    They're all in the pub, watching telly.

    Why? What's on?

    EastEnders
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  • The bowlers Holding the batsman's Willey!
  • "I'm off now to university as I am not some barely literate, borderline alcoholic with no interest in anything other than the lives of the other inbreds that live nearby"
  • Now on bbc1 its casulty staring that guy who used to be in that...oh what was it you know... he's the dad of the ginger bird, oh can't belive I've forgoton, suzy! Suzy! What's the blokes name... you know he was in eastenders...apprently he's gay in real life you know, ohh bloody hell pats son.... lives in new zealand....
  • "I'm off for a good turn out - any one seen the Racing Post?"
  • Celebrating 20 years, its Elderado Live...
  • No, Eastenders hasnt finished.....that was Pat falling down the stairs.
  • Very good Gary

    "I can't find Walford East on the tube map"
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    "I swear I've seen you somewhere before. You're definitely familiar. Ah yeah that's it. So, just out of interest, how exactly does a star of the Carry On films end up in sleepy Walford then Peggy?"

    "Mrs Dot Cotton? Dr Smith. We've got your test results. Fortunately the biopsy has come back negative however you're not out of the woods yet. We've discovered you're suffering from gonorrhoea."
  • How much for a pint ??????? That's a joke
  • "F*ck"
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  • My aren't we all good actors - not wooden at all!
  • [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]No, Eastenders hasnt finished.....that was Pat falling down the stairs.

    Took me some time, stressful night! V. Funny!
  • Officer - Mrs Beale? What are you doing down there?

    Kathy Beale - Just applying some ointment officer
  • Intelligent dialogue.
  • No, I don't drink alcohol
  • "you're about to retire tomorrow but you've just had an accident and have been admitted to Holby Central. YOU'RE GONNA DIE"
  • Oh do that to me again Wellard......
  • Ronnie and roxy thanks for the offer of a thresome but how can I say no to Pat...
  • Can we get a new topic?...any ideas?
  • How about things not to say to your soon to be In-laws?
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