Pensioner admits having sex with horse and donkey

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Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh.

Joseph Squires appeared at Leicester Crown Court, Monday 12th April, charged with buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.

The 66-year-old also faced charges of damaging property - relating to the two animals on the same dates.

Squires, whose address was previously given as Overpark Avenue, Leicester, was due to stand trial but pleaded guilty to all four counts today.

Mitigating, Amar Mehta told the court Squires had no previous convictions and was of previous good character.

Squires was remanded into custody for a pre-sentence report to be prepared and will be sentenced on May 24.

oohaahmortimer

i can understand it if he did it for one day , he may have been drunk but for 3/4 days there really is no excuse !

Goonerhater

i think this is a pony thread.

T_C_E

Surely a case of un "Bridled" passion : (

I'll get my coat

oohaahmortimer

did he do it up the ass ?

JT

[cite]Posted By: oohaahmortimer[/cite]i can understand it if he did it for one day ,

So this is what you were doing Saturday...!

oohaahmortimer

[cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: oohaahmortimer[/cite]i can understand it if he did it for one day ,

So this is what you were doing Saturday...!

well i was drunk, so that's ok surely?

JT

A likely tail....

Goonerhater

cant be true----- sex with a horse and a donkey ? he must have a f**kin big bed the fella.



mind you he could say he is very sorry ---offer to go to a sex addiction clinic and pay off the other 19 farm yard animals so they dont bring charges against him--- that might work.

Off_it

Maybe it's not as bad as it sounds - maybe they were in a stable relationship.

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Leroy Ambrose

The phrase 'wizard's sleeve' doesn't really do a horse justice does it? This geezer must make Ron Jeremy look like a eunuch

Off_it

[cite]Posted By: Covered End[/cite]I've heard the donkey is sueing the horse, as he thought that he was effectively married in the eyes of the law,as he was in a stable relationship.

Sorry mate, doesn't really work second time around!
;o)

Atletico Addick

[cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Maybe it's not as bad as it sounds - maybe they were in a stable relationship.

lol

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RedZed333

I wonder if he was hung like a donkey..

vancouveraddick

That's ridonkulous

3blokes

Maybe the three of them were just horsing around to start with.
Then maybe he misread the signs - Horse and Donkey Rides
These pensioners though eh.

Friend Or Defoe

Nice, Granimals!

JT

Keep reading pensioner as Parkinson at a quick scan!

adamtheaddick

I was single for a very long time and was desperate and would try it on with anything female, how desperate do you have to be to go to a farm and rear end a donkey!!! I want to be on that jury...

ads

this happens in slade green all the time and no one bats an eyelid

bingaddick

"Horse play ends up with pain in the ass"

ValleyGary

[cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]this happens in slade green all the time and no one bats an eyelid

LOL!!!

mistrollingin

I was planning to have toad in the hole for tea tonight, but i've just changed my mind.

Cordoban Addick

The problem was that he was caught.

If only he had locked the stable door before he bolted.

bibble

I wonder if he was sad when he said Goodbye to his horse?

3blokes

Apparently he'd said to his mates that his partner was a real old nag....
Wonder who was responsible for dobbin him in?
He knew the game was up when he heard the police car coming nee yore nee yore.

I'm sorry I'll go now....

LargeAddick

apparently the horses name was Winnie.

SoundAsa£

At least he was gentleman enough to bugger them and not run the risk of an unwanted pregnancy.

adamtheaddick

Coz the pervs bell end was coverd pooh when he finished....