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Pensioner admits having sex with horse and donkey

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  • SE10AddickSE10Addick
    I dont see what the problem is? We've all pulled a pig in our time and my ex girlfriends was a right mare..
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Would Ya?


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  • charente addickcharente addick
    what a knob jockey!
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    brings a whole new meaning to 'doing it up the red rum'
  • Mark CurtisMark Curtis
    Looks like he was not brave enough to enter the Nags Head!!
  • AddicktedAddickted
    Does it say how old the horses were?

    Perhaps he groomed them.
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    You think he went in bare back...
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    As any old randy horse racing lothario will tell you, its all about the Queen Mother Champion Chase
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    edited April 2010
    He didn't realise it wasn't his missus as she always had a long face as well.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    We may mock, but maintaining a relationship with a National Hunt horse is no easy feat by any stretch of the imagination. There are a hell of a lot of hurdles to overcome...
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  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    To be fair his defence is he thought it was sarah jessica parker...
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    I cant see this relationship lasting furlong.
  • SaladSalad
    as he was saying goodbye to his horse he was saying hello to his donkey
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    This is a match Maiden heaven
  • SaladSalad
    he could only do the horse when it was dark because she's a bit of a night mare
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    edited April 2010
    Nothing like a good beastiailty story to get the lifiers out in full...

    So but I've only got 'blinkers' for tonights game.
  • Mark CurtisMark Curtis
    I'm still in shock as i thought he was in a stable relationship.
  • LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    What a jockey!
  • SaladSalad
    expect to see the offspring sign on for the Charlton Hoof Academy any day now ...
  • SaladSalad
    apparently he fancied a pony too, but couldn't find a way to a tractor
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  • SaladSalad
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]We may mock, but maintaining a relationship with a National Hunt horse is no easy feat by any stretch of the imagination. There are a hell of a lot of hurdles to overcome...
    have to be careful what you say too, you never know when they'll take a fence.
  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    I wonder what the neigh-bours said?
  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    what's the big deal it was only a bit of horseplay ffs
  • JTJT
    There is a lot riding on this.



    Ooh, sorry wrong thread.
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    So the bloke managed to get it up for a horse.....thats pretty good going.
  • RedZed333RedZed333
    Apparently the pig next door squealed on him...
  • Kap10Kap10
    >>JTCommentTime Keep reading pensioner as Parkinson at a quick scan! <<

    I read it as Pardew!
  • 3blokes3blokes
    Apparently he first met up with the horse as part of a bet...
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Well at least he wasn't having a relationship with them both at the same time.

    That would have been infieldelity
  • Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    You can't knock a bit of unbridled passion.
    I suppose he went round the back to avoid the animals getting the bit between their teeth.
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