Pensioner admits having sex with horse and donkey

Oakster

fet lock of good any of these excuses will do him - he's going down!

RedZed333

He would have made a foal of himself if they got pregnant...

Off_it

How long before he's back in the saddle?

RedZed333

[cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Well at least he wasn't having a relationship with them both at the same time.

That would have been infieldelity

This isn't a football topic, why aren't you whingeing on about it...?

ValleyGary

This was a filly thing for the man to do....especially getting colt in the act.

Henry Irving

just the fact that the guys name is Squires is funny enough

SoundAsa£

At his time of life it's understandable that he'd be looking for a stable relationship.

LargeAddick

I don't think we've shown any respect here for the poor horse or donkey involved. I imagine it would have been a fairly traumatic experience for the both of them and that they will need extensive councelling to get over it. I hope in time they can put it all behind them.

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[quote][cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]I don't think we've shown any respect here for the poor horse or donkey involved. I imagine it would have been a fairly traumatic experience for the both of them and that they will need extensive councelling to get over it. I hope in time they can put it all behind them.[/quote]

he wont be able to, he's gonna be subjected to constant 'eew aaw' chants in the breakfast queue in leicester nick

RedZed333

[cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]I don't think we've shown any respect here for the poor horse or donkey involved. I imagine it would have been a fairly traumatic experience for the both of them and that they will need extensive councelling to get over it. I hope in time they can put it all behind them.

he wont be able to, he's gonna be subjected to constant 'eew aaw' chants in the breakfast queue in leicester nick

He'll have to get used to sowing mailbags instead of his oats..

eastbourne_addick

You could say it was a stable relationship!

guinnessaddick

Makes a change from getting nagged at home.

Henry Irving

I'm getting worried about Peanuts Molloy.

He said he got all his national tips from the horse's mouth

RedZed333

I'm getting a bit suspicious about all these 'stable relationship' posters...

ken from bexley

Nay, Nay, Thrice Nay and Absolutely Not....... as Frankie Howard might say

T_C_E

But for Viagra, he would never have stayed the distance.................

RedZed333

[cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]But for Viagra, he would never have stayed the distance.................

I bet the horse came first...

Cordoban Addick

I don't want to stirrup any controversey here, but what is wrong with a pensioner getting his oats?

adamtheaddick

80 posts on an old nutter banging a horse and goat....

Standup if you love charltonlife....

adamtheaddick

8.05pm tonight all lifers ehh haww...

Mortimerician

He's had a f**king mare.

Literally. It's not swearing AFKA

RedZed333

If it's in the bible it's not swearing...

charente addick

took it by a short head

RedZed333

You can take a horse up the ass...

But you can't take an ass up the horse....

(One for the TESOL's...)

Bournemouth Addick

I wonder...if I give my missus a carrot and rub on the nose will.....

RedZed333

She usually does...

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gives a new meaning to donkey rides

Off_it

Can I be the first to mention something about a "stable relationship". Thank you.

adamtheaddick

Do not falter little donkey, there's a star ahead,
It will guide you, little donkey, to a cattle shed,
where a pervert, will give you head...

guinnessaddick

I heard that the last time the horse was out, she unseated her rider.