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Pensioner admits having sex with horse and donkey

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    OaksterOakster
    fet lock of good any of these excuses will do him - he's going down!
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    He would have made a foal of himself if they got pregnant...
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    Off_itOff_it
    How long before he's back in the saddle?
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Well at least he wasn't having a relationship with them both at the same time.

    That would have been infieldelity
    This isn't a football topic, why aren't you whingeing on about it...?
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    This was a filly thing for the man to do....especially getting colt in the act.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    just the fact that the guys name is Squires is funny enough
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    At his time of life it's understandable that he'd be looking for a stable relationship.
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    LargeAddickLargeAddick
    I don't think we've shown any respect here for the poor horse or donkey involved. I imagine it would have been a fairly traumatic experience for the both of them and that they will need extensive councelling to get over it. I hope in time they can put it all behind them.
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    [quote][cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]I don't think we've shown any respect here for the poor horse or donkey involved. I imagine it would have been a fairly traumatic experience for the both of them and that they will need extensive councelling to get over it. I hope in time they can put it all behind them.[/quote]

    he wont be able to, he's gonna be subjected to constant 'eew aaw' chants in the breakfast queue in leicester nick
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]I don't think we've shown any respect here for the poor horse or donkey involved. I imagine it would have been a fairly traumatic experience for the both of them and that they will need extensive councelling to get over it. I hope in time they can put it all behind them.

    he wont be able to, he's gonna be subjected to constant 'eew aaw' chants in the breakfast queue in leicester nick
    He'll have to get used to sowing mailbags instead of his oats..
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    eastbourne_addickeastbourne_addick
    You could say it was a stable relationship! ;)
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    Makes a change from getting nagged at home.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    I'm getting worried about Peanuts Molloy.

    He said he got all his national tips from the horse's mouth
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    I'm getting a bit suspicious about all these 'stable relationship' posters...
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    ken from bexleyken from bexley
    Nay, Nay, Thrice Nay and Absolutely Not....... as Frankie Howard might say
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    But for Viagra, he would never have stayed the distance.................
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    [cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]But for Viagra, he would never have stayed the distance.................
    I bet the horse came first...
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    Cordoban AddickCordoban Addick
    I don't want to stirrup any controversey here, but what is wrong with a pensioner getting his oats?
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    80 posts on an old nutter banging a horse and goat....

    Standup if you love charltonlife....
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    8.05pm tonight all lifers ehh haww...
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    MortimericianMortimerician
    He's had a f**king mare.

    Literally. It's not swearing AFKA
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    If it's in the bible it's not swearing...
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    charente addickcharente addick
    took it by a short head
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    You can take a horse up the ass...

    But you can't take an ass up the horse....

    (One for the TESOL's...)
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    Bournemouth AddickBournemouth Addick
    I wonder...if I give my missus a carrot and rub on the nose will.....
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    She usually does...
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    gives a new meaning to donkey rides
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    Off_itOff_it
    Can I be the first to mention something about a "stable relationship". Thank you.
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    Do not falter little donkey, there's a star ahead,
    It will guide you, little donkey, to a cattle shed,
    where a pervert, will give you head...
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    I heard that the last time the horse was out, she unseated her rider.
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