I just wonder if his hearing let him down that somehow when he was asked to saddle the donkey and stroke the horse what he heard was straddle the donkey and poke the horse. It could all have been a terrible misunderstanding ....
Frankie Boyle:
Im not sure if he knew what he was doing – you know what its like once you get to that age.
You go into a donkey and forget what you went in there for. In the pensioner’s defence, he saw the donkey yawning and thought it was Jordans private parts.
This guys going to have to go on an incredible gun rampage if he’s going to stand any chance of having a nickname other than Donkey F****r.
I know this bloke. It's Scot Macktavish. He was originally on trial for doing it with a cat. Even though they had photographic evidence he still got off. The judge said he couldn't believe a Scotsman would put anything in a kitty !!!
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Defendant: 'Have you seen those little Shetland ponies you can get...?
...so is Muffin the Mule for that matter!
"C*ck a nice horse 'til Gran very cross"
It could all have been a terrible misunderstanding ....
Im not sure if he knew what he was doing – you know what its like once you get to that age.
You go into a donkey and forget what you went in there for. In the pensioner’s defence, he saw the donkey yawning and thought it was Jordans private parts.
This guys going to have to go on an incredible gun rampage if he’s going to stand any chance of having a nickname other than Donkey F****r.