Mikel is delivering mine, but only after he spoke to Xabi who assured him it would be a good move and that my letter box used to be a big club and has a very proud herritage and histor, Mikel then looked up hengist road on you tube to do his research before flying out from tenerfife to deliver mine.
According to my inside sources around 1500 short of last years figure at start of season but taking into account new applications still 2000 from last year who have yet to renew.
Semedo was supposed to bring mine round. He promised to bring it for the rest of his career after I voted him best Postman in the area last year, didn't think I'd ever get a better Postman than him.
Turns out he was sh*t and Royal Mail have brought in 4 new Postman on the money he used to get that are all much better! Shows what I know.
i'm expecting it through the letterbox without touching the sides, bounce off the doormat, slide along the hall, curl round the kitchen cupboard up onto the table within arms length whilst taking care not to disturb my breakfast.
i'm expecting it through the letterbox without touching the sides, bounce off the doormat, slide along the hall, curl round the kitchen cupboard up onto the table within arms length whilst taking care not to disturb my breakfast.
no, never been a long ball man and that pass will leave too much to chance - i'll go for a more creative opening - i'll flick it up and straight through the upstairs bedroom window, landing in your dressing gown pocket, out of sight so as not to upset the missus unnecessarily. Now that's quality service!
Gary Doherty is delivering mine providing its second class postage. First class will be too fast for him to handle and hes worried that he may stumble and fall over if he has to move that quickly.
Semedo was supposed to deliver mine,, And im still waiting -,-
Story goes that he's been asked to cover for everyone back at the depot but truth is he didn't manage to deliver once in 4 years despite plenty of effort.
As the club is showing real intent in its transfer dealings it would be a shame if people didn't respond and we push that number up to last season's levels.It's been a bad enough few years, people ought to treat themselves to what promises to be an altogether more enjoyable season.
Our midfield/forward line will be delivering mine.
Starting from one end of the road, Jackson will give it to Hollands who will look up and deliver a short forward pass into Stephens who will turn on a sixpence, just avoiding the cat at No 16 before threading it through to Green who will choose exactly the right moment to cross it, (without using any pace he may possess) on to the head of Hayes who will knock it down to BWP to volley it into my letterbox.
I will look at my wife & son absolutley stunned by the quality of the service we are now receiving and hail the player's boss as a visionary/genius.
Our midfield/forward line will be delivering mine.
Starting from one end of the road, Jackson will give it to Hollands who will look up and deliver a short forward pass into Stephens who will turn on a sixpence, just avoiding the cat at No 16 before threading it through to Green who will choose exactly the right moment to cross it, (without using any pace he may possess) on to the head of Hayes who will knock it down to BWP to volley it into my letterbox.
I will look at my wife & son absolutley stunned by the quality of the service we are now receiving and hail the player's boss as a visionary/genius.
Presumably BWP's volley will go in off the post. Then, we will stamp our authority on the game. Sorted.
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Semedo was supposed to bring mine round. He promised to bring it for the rest of his career after I voted him best Postman in the area last year, didn't think I'd ever get a better Postman than him.
Turns out he was sh*t and Royal Mail have brought in 4 new Postman on the money he used to get that are all much better! Shows what I know.
Rob Elliot was going to deliver mine but he dropped it.
bexleydan's delivering mine.
i'm expecting it through the letterbox without touching the sides, bounce off the doormat, slide along the hall, curl round the kitchen cupboard up onto the table within arms length whilst taking care not to disturb my breakfast.
Our mystery backers are delivering mine, but they have a 3 year plan in which to do it.
Remember, it's not true until it's on the OS.
You have taught me well, o Master.
Our midfield/forward line will be delivering mine.
Starting from one end of the road, Jackson will give it to Hollands who will look up and deliver a short forward pass into Stephens who will turn on a sixpence, just avoiding the cat at No 16 before threading it through to Green who will choose exactly the right moment to cross it, (without using any pace he may possess) on to the head of Hayes who will knock it down to BWP to volley it into my letterbox.
I will look at my wife & son absolutley stunned by the quality of the service we are now receiving and hail the player's boss as a visionary/genius.
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