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Delusional Fans

eaststandmike
eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
edited August 2012 in General Charlton
1/

Charlton fan to steward: “alright mate, it’s good to be back”
Steward: “it sure is but you are a lot earlier than normal”
Charlton fan: “It will be a sell out tonight so I came down and bought my ticket early”

2/

Leicester fan to me: “excuse me mate, are the away fans in this stand” (pointing to the back of the West Stand)
Me: “No mate, you are in that stand behind the goal”
Leicester fan: “sorry mate but you must be mistaken; the amount we are bringing tonight will not fit in that stand”

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Comments

  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,322
    'I heard we are trying to sign Owen on a free'

    'Did you hear? My mate reckons we're trying to sell Solly cos Chris Powell thinks he won't hack it this year'

    2 things I heard outside the ground before the match
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,373
    "We're skint, and I'm in the know"
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,904
    no word of a lie, twat behind me in NL about BWP half way through the second half-

    "come on, you've got to work harder than that".

    give me strength.
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,573
    Macronate said:

    no word of a lie, twat behind me in NL about BWP half way through the second half-

    "come on, you've got to work harder than that".

    give me strength.

  • Sage
    Sage Posts: 7,281
    We went 1-0 up through BWP and the guy who sat next to me said:
    "Blimely, that's a first! He couldn't hit a barn door last year!"

    Same bloke when we went 2-0 up through Yann said to his wife:
    "Don't get too excited, we'll still lose this game"

    Seriously, sometimes we do have some idiots as 'fans'
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,904
    why would he say that to Yann's wife?
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,573
    He has got to be on his knees before some people are happy.
  • Jarman
    Jarman Posts: 1,851
    All clubs have em'

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  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,828
    Macronate said:

    why would he say that to Yann's wife?

    v good!

  • Sage
    Sage Posts: 7,281
    @Macronate You know what I mean! ;) the bloke said that to his wife, not Yann's.

    But it's just ridiculous, yes all clubs have them. But what do they expect from a player? BWP was outstanding last night and he was still moaning and was genuinely shocked he scored. It does my head in!
  • Bloke in th North Lower last night (with a season ticket) asking a steward where his seat was. The steward looked at it and said "you're in the wrong stand, this ticket is for the East Stand".
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    Bloke behind me at 85 mins 'This has got 3-2 written all over it'.
  • tom_k
    tom_k Posts: 1,207
    Heard someone ask last season "How the hell Yann isn't captain for Belgium, I will never know"
  • Bloke in th North Lower last night (with a season ticket) asking a steward where his seat was. The steward looked at it and said "you're in the wrong stand, this ticket is for the East Stand".

    good to see CAFC are still employing the creme de la creme as turnstile operators ....
  • dansmudge
    dansmudge Posts: 419
    I heard 2 Leicester fans chatting on the way out...

    "I can't believe we couldn't beat a team that crap.
    They'll not last long in the Championship for sure"

  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,495

    Bloke in th North Lower last night (with a season ticket) asking a steward where his seat was. The steward looked at it and said "you're in the wrong stand, this ticket is for the East Stand".

    good to see CAFC are still employing the creme de la creme as turnstile operators ....
    It's a little known fact but did you know that Robert Lee was once a.........!!!!?????

  • "Wright-Phillips is lazy, he rarely runs."

    F**k off.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,708
    I did ask the turn stile operator what number game it was? ;-0)

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  • Macronate said:

    why would he say that to Yann's wife?

    v good!

    LOL! I second that - very good.

  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    The bloke who sits behind me in the lower north only shouts "hit him" every time an opposing player gets the ball. If we followed his advice we would only have Hamer on the pitch. Whats really annoying it's about every 30 seconds. Jeez
  • The bloke who sits behind me in the lower north only shouts "hit him" every time an opposing player gets the ball. If we followed his advice we would only have Hamer on the pitch. Whats really annoying it's about every 30 seconds. Jeez

    Block A by any chance ?
  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    Nah Block D oh dear theres more than one!
  • Yep one behind me too !
  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    Hope it's not like The Walking dead....one bite "Hit him"
  • At the final whistle, someone said to his wife "At this rate, we will be winning the Championship". It was me.
  • My last trip to the Valley, the guy next to me explained that BWP "does not score the important goals".
  • LCFC_FOX
    LCFC_FOX Posts: 19
    We have a lot of them lol
  • Walking out the ground a guy behind me stated "Ben hamer had a shocker" some people just can't be pleased