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Things that make you feel old

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  • Watching the BBC news just now about the band 'The script' and you've never heard of them.
  • Watching the BBC news just now about the band 'The script' and you've never heard of them.
    You’re not missing much. 
  • Booking flu and Covid jabs for the pair us, then realised it’s on my 72nd birthday.
  • Seeing the Chairman of Wimbledon on the news talking about the flooding and thinking "He looks young!"
  • Had a wonderful Thai massage today that was purely medicinal on my aching back.
  • Developing a deep dislike for people who are naturally happy when sober.

    Whats their secret? What the f*** they got to be happy about???
    Speak to Bashful, Sneezy, Doc, Dopey or Doc then Grumpy
  • Developing a deep dislike for people who are naturally happy when sober.

    Whats their secret? What the f*** they got to be happy about???
    Sorry AFKA, I thought we were friends 😂👼
  • Developing a deep dislike for people who are naturally happy when sober.

    Whats their secret? What the f*** they got to be happy about???

  • Reaching the appropriate age and applying for my pension!

    In my head I’m stil 25, ffs!
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  • Coming up to fully retire in April, got a paper round when I was 10, and never been out of work since, and retirement is frankly frightening. 
    WTF am I going to do?
  • Being given over 65 rate without them asking your age. I am desperately waiting for someone to ask me to prove my age, but sadly it never seems to happen. I am nearer 65 than 66 by the way and always thought I looked younger (clearly delusional)!
  • edited September 26
    Trying to paint the skirting and not being able to get up .
    And getting seated tickets at gigs .
  • fadgadget said:
    Trying to paint the skirting and not being able to get up .
    And getting seated tickets at gigs .
    Why do you want to get an erection while painting?
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  • I was referred to as "leave the old man alone" the other day, I laughed it off at the time :'(
  • I was referred to as "leave the old man alone" the other day, I laughed it off at the time :'(
    Was I there?
  • fadgadget said:
    iaitch said:
    fadgadget said:
    Trying to paint the skirting and not being able to get up .
    And getting seated tickets at gigs .
    Why do you want to get an erection while painting?
    It’s handy for stirring the paint .  
    Thats a cracking come back!
  • Carrying heavy buckets of water.
  • I was referred to as "leave the old man alone" the other day, I laughed it off at the time :'(
    Was I there?
    The family you were facing, to your left.
  • I was referred to as "leave the old man alone" the other day, I laughed it off at the time :'(
    Was I there?
    The family you were facing, to your left.
    I thought so Les  :D
  • 60 today - how the f*** did that happen? Still, it's better than the alternative...
    Welcome to the old gits club
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