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Movies you've seen but shouldn't have

Young Adam with Ewen McGregor for me , only stayed in the cinema so as not to upset the Mrs but as we left she said "what a load of crap"
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  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,195
    edited February 2013
    Caravan of Courage - I think it was a Return of the Jedi spin off about ewoks. Terrible film only made funny by the fact that my dad fell asleep and my 5 year old brother got too hot and ended up watching most of the film in just his pants.

    Also The Two Towers. Utter garbage without anything funny happening to redeem it.
  • My mum and dad's home movie.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Saw 2 god awful films when i first started seeing my missus. Parting Shots, a supposed comedy by Michael winner and a sci fi called Existence.
  • Donkeypunch
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,969
    Horrible Bosses. Despite Jennifer Aniston poncing about in her smalls. It was AWFUL.
  • human centipeed.....
  • Can't remember what is was called but that Carry On film they made to try and revive the franchise. Sure it had Julian Clary in it. Proper crock of shit.
  • History Boys. Hostel 3. Any number of straight-to-DVD horror films.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,969
    Death at a Funeral. Recommended by a mate but didnt make me laugh once.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    The Hostel films are all pony
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  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,739
    edited February 2013
    Nazis at the Centre of the Earth.

    Anything shown on SyFy after 8.30pm.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Actually any of the three most recent star wars films as well. Massive letdown.
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    Titanic (james cameron version). Total crap.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,108
    Mid 70's - Arabian nights. I thought it was about Ali Barbar and the 40 thieves
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628

    Nazis at the Centre of the Earth.



    caught 10 mins of this at the weekend.........complete garbage.


    to be honest when i saw the title of the thread i thought it was more about films you shouldn't have seen beacuse you were too young or whatever. I saw a couple of video nasties in the early 80's which have since been banned (cannibal holocaust being one of them).

  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,741
    edited February 2013
    I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

    This is actually a film
  • johnny73 said:

    Titanic (james cameron version). Total crap.

    Totally agree.

    Would rather have gone down with the ship than watched that drivel.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,195

    Can't remember what is was called but that Carry On film they made to try and revive the franchise. Sure it had Julian Clary in it. Proper crock of shit.

    Agree. Absolutely laugh free experience.
  • Ollywozere
    Ollywozere Posts: 1,542
    The Village - the only film I've ever been truly annoyed about paying to watch
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    The royal tenaunbams (or how ever you spell it)

    Hostel 2 - just gore for no real reason.

    Epic movie - worst film I've ever ever seen
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  • Any of the Scary movie franchise plus all the other parodies that company has done over the years, comedy at it's very worst.

  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    Cry Baby, stars Johnny Deep, Ricki Lake and a cameo from Iggy Pop, worst film I have ever seen, won't get that 85 mins back.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,208
    Shivers.
  • The Notebook.
    Was loaned to me by a colleague, who said it was an amazingly romantic film.
    I thought it was appallingly bad, and luckily, so did my wife.

    If you've seen it, there's a bit where they're on a boat and they're talking about these birds who settle on the lake "...but then... these birds have to go back to where they're meant to be..." (or some other 'poignant' nonsense).
    When watching, my wife said, loudly, "WHAT A HEAVY-HANDED METAPHOR."
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,794
    Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Just didn't get it.
  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698
    Carry on Columbus..... turgid and seriously unfunny....
  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698

    Can't remember what is was called but that Carry On film they made to try and revive the franchise. Sure it had Julian Clary in it. Proper crock of shit.

    Carry on Columbus... truly awful movie...
  • Airplane.Only movie ive walked out on.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Really want to see "The Room" just so i can say i've seen it, supposed to be the worst film ever made.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ