Caravan of Courage - I think it was a Return of the Jedi spin off about ewoks. Terrible film only made funny by the fact that my dad fell asleep and my 5 year old brother got too hot and ended up watching most of the film in just his pants.
Also The Two Towers. Utter garbage without anything funny happening to redeem it.
Can't remember what is was called but that Carry On film they made to try and revive the franchise. Sure it had Julian Clary in it. Proper crock of shit.
caught 10 mins of this at the weekend.........complete garbage.
to be honest when i saw the title of the thread i thought it was more about films you shouldn't have seen beacuse you were too young or whatever. I saw a couple of video nasties in the early 80's which have since been banned (cannibal holocaust being one of them).
Can't remember what is was called but that Carry On film they made to try and revive the franchise. Sure it had Julian Clary in it. Proper crock of shit.
The Notebook. Was loaned to me by a colleague, who said it was an amazingly romantic film. I thought it was appallingly bad, and luckily, so did my wife.
If you've seen it, there's a bit where they're on a boat and they're talking about these birds who settle on the lake "...but then... these birds have to go back to where they're meant to be..." (or some other 'poignant' nonsense). When watching, my wife said, loudly, "WHAT A HEAVY-HANDED METAPHOR."
Can't remember what is was called but that Carry On film they made to try and revive the franchise. Sure it had Julian Clary in it. Proper crock of shit.
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Also The Two Towers. Utter garbage without anything funny happening to redeem it.
Anything shown on SyFy after 8.30pm.
caught 10 mins of this at the weekend.........complete garbage.
to be honest when i saw the title of the thread i thought it was more about films you shouldn't have seen beacuse you were too young or whatever. I saw a couple of video nasties in the early 80's which have since been banned (cannibal holocaust being one of them).
This is actually a film
Would rather have gone down with the ship than watched that drivel.
Hostel 2 - just gore for no real reason.
Epic movie - worst film I've ever ever seen
Was loaned to me by a colleague, who said it was an amazingly romantic film.
I thought it was appallingly bad, and luckily, so did my wife.
If you've seen it, there's a bit where they're on a boat and they're talking about these birds who settle on the lake "...but then... these birds have to go back to where they're meant to be..." (or some other 'poignant' nonsense).
When watching, my wife said, loudly, "WHAT A HEAVY-HANDED METAPHOR."