Phrases you'll never hear at The Valley

Addickted2TheReds

Saw this on a Leicester forum and thought it would be some fun for us.

"Good header from Kerkar"

"Haha, that Millwall chant was very witty"

"Solly's too small"

"I didn't have to wait for half an hour to get a pint at half-time today!"


There's a few to get you started ...

ShootersHillGuru

Think it's time for TJ to put his cheque book away. Just how many players do we need.

Mendonca In Asdas

Great save Ben , i was wrong about you.

CAFCdamo

Stand aap

Mendonca In Asdas

I say , those Millwall fans are very good at throwing.

redcarter

Got your cup final tickets yet?

Mortimerician

Getting bored of these endless cup runs

CAFCdamo

All going Barca clap your hands !

Addickted2TheReds

Pitch looks good


Wednesday play really attractive football

North Lower Neil

Blimey, those West Standers are deafening.

SELR_addicks

Wish Seaborne would come back.

North Lower Neil

"I always liked that Pardew."

AddickUpNorth

We should have stayed at Selhurst, loved our time there.

DiscoCAFC

"Glad all over"

Pelham123

Nice pint.

DanDavis

Corrr she's fit.

floydroadfaithfull

These burgers are great
My teas to hot
These seats are comfy

Bedsaddick

What fantastic service you get in the upper north stand bars.

Those odds are superb at The Valley bookies.

The east stand are deafening today.

Bartram's is a great place to have a drink before the game.

Davo55

Don't the seats look pretty flying down from the North Upper?

So, Wilson, Waggy, Green or Messi right midfield today?

Great burst of speed from Jacko!

Exiled_Addick

I can literally find nothing to complain about.

tom_k

Is that Darren Pitcher doing the half time draw?

cafctom

Goalscorer....GLEENNNNNN.......

rananegra

The Ref's given all the 50/50 decisions our way.

killerandflash

Yet another home win, if only we could do the same on the road

How I love it when the announcer goes 'make some noise for the boys'

Not another article by TJ in the match programme, you can't shut him up!

Exiled_Addick

Ten minutes to go... there's no way we can lose it from here.

Addickted2TheReds

cafctom said:

Goalscorer....GLEENNNNNN.......

Physically laughed out loud at that one!

AidenTheAddick

"Powell is tactically naive"

tangoflash

Solly can't cut it at this level. I knew it was a mistake to let Francis leave.

Haynes hasn't missed a minute of football all season. What a natural athlete

The stewards here are so polite and informative.

I_Saw_Semedo_Score

Gleeennnnnnnnnn Murrrrrraaaaaayyyyyyy

I_Saw_Semedo_Score

cafctom said:

Goalscorer....GLEENNNNNN.......

Damn.

kielyskickingboots

'Danny Murphy and his Mrs in Bartram's again - couldn't leave for everyone buying them drinks as usual. She even tweeted about it.'