Phrases you'll never hear at The Valley

cafcfan

Martin Prothero certainly earns his money. His communication with stakeholders is second to none.

Davo55

Good of the Millwall fans to come help us fit our new toilets.

Huskaris

That Jeremy Kyle song never gets old, we should use it against all teams.

GreenWithEnvy

The referees and linesmen we get for our games always get it right for us!

Huskaris

To be fair, that did look like he should have been booked.

Davo55

Hey, the club have cleaned the seats themselves this year!

Rizzo

Huskaris said:

To be fair, that did look like he should have been booked.

I have actually said that

Huskaris

Rizzo said:

Huskaris said:

To be fair, that did look like he should have been booked.

I have actually said that

So have I, but very, very quietly.

ValleyGary

this burgers cooked to perfection

Macronate

5-2 up in injury time, I think we can all sit back and relax.

ValleyGary

love the leg room we get in the north lower

cafcfan

Be careful if you're washing your hands, the tap water in the toilets is really scalding.

man_at_milletts

If anybody needs to go for a piss, please go now while we take this penalty.

Davo55

cafcfan said:

Be careful if you're washing your hands, the tap water in the toilets is really scalding.

100% correct cafcfan.

" my piss doesn't steam in here since they fitted the new heating"

GreenWithEnvy

Since they set up the micro-brewery in the North Stand I just can't remember how dark those Foster and John Smith days were.

cafcdave123

i like the fact that no one EVER tries to sit in my seat, it'd really grate on me having to ask someone to move every week and them standing there looking at me like i'd just asked if i could piss on their foot.

Madz

That Simon Jordan really talks sense... wish he was our Chairman.

My, that beer is worth every penny i paid for it

Chris_from_Sidcup

Those Millwall fans were friendly, how noble of them to cheer us off the pitch after a 2-0 win. And they left the toilets intact.

Plaaayer

Yes, so they've agreed to merge both forums and call it 'Into The Charltonlife'.

AFKA will be the muscle sorting out any disagreements face to face and Reems will probably take a back seat.

sralan

YES !!, Emma's doing the commentary again this week.

man_at_milletts

Yes, of course we'd love to share your ground, Nigel.

1StevieG

We're all going on a european tour, a european tour.

uncle

Anyone want to share this steak slice with me? There's far to much meat in it for me.

Bryan_Kynsie

Ah, the half time whistle. Think
I'll just nip out for a swift pint of Knobwaggler from the East Stand real ale outlet. They will have pulled a few in anticipation so there shouldn't be a queue since they reduced the price to two quid

TheBrand09

We've been really clinical in front of goal today. Deserving our 4-0 win

DaveMehmet

North Upper Steward - "Put that fag out"

Macronate

glad they removed that Lucozade lid. last time i was here, they forgot and as I pulled it off myself, it fired into the East Stand causing an explosion with several fans admitted to hospital with tartan blanket lacerations and bovril burns.

Rizzo

Macronate said:

5-2 up in injury time, I think we can all sit back and relax.

Guy behind me said that at the Cardiff game. He just about made it out of the ground alive.

Fortune 82nd Minute

Inspired move playing Chris Solly at left back

Bangkokaddick

Cory Gibbs: now he was a good player.

And the Valley Gold winning number is ..................(insert your number here)

Fancy a pint of Young's at half time?