Phrases you'll never hear at The Valley

Addickted4life

I wish we had McCormack back to solve our central midfield problems.......

Absurdistan

Alan Pardew the new England manager is a Charlton legend. Biggest mistake getting rid of him.

Oakster

Over the Tannoy...

"..and a warm welcome to tonight's visitors Crystal PALARSE"

Sadly.

sralan

You get a better service from that S.Jones bloke that from Amazon.

DaveMehmet

Soundas: Sorry

twiggyaddick

What a scrappy goal by Danny Haynes

3blokes

The bloke in front of me really talks with some authority about the midfield. I could listen to his helpful analysis for hours.

sralan

Oh look, they've filled the pot holes in!

thai malaysia addick

Rachel Riley? I wouldn't.

Bubble

Welcome to The Valley Mr Cash, Enjoy your matchday experience

stevec

Good to have Curbs back then as SCP second in charge

Bubble

Sorry to disturb you Mr Jiminez but the press are now ready for your interview

addick1965

Pelham123 said:

Nice pint.

Beat me to it

AFKABartram

Great win...

Plaaayer

I'm not going to come for a pint after lads, I want to get back to watch Seb on Strictly.

uncle

Doesn't NSS look happy today.

All_Thaid_Up

That Messi is ok, but i think the side was better with Wagstaff in

Riviera

Is that Buddy Rich on the drum today?

man_at_milletts

These burgers are delicious.

No, please stand up I don't mind missing the game

Do you want to borrow my blanket?

Welcome to the Valley Mr Cash.

GreenWithEnvy

The surface of the pitch is like a bowling green!

man_at_milletts

Riviera said:

Is that Buddy Rich on the drum today?

lol.

BensonFC

You remember that Les Reid bloke? He was great wasn't he?

Plaaayer

uncle said:

Doesn't NSS AFKA look happy today.

Its_Hamer_Time

I wish more men would wear Ugg Boots

Rizzo

I was gutted when Powell left but this Mourinho chap ain't bad!

Algarveaddick

It's made all the difference, hanging on to our thirty goal a season striker...

Its_Hamer_Time

I think 90th minute subs are a good thing

Macronate

i hope they have these "Onesie" days more often, we all look so good.

RedPanda

Follow follow, something something, oooooh, ohhhhhhh, we take it up the aaaarse, we take it up the arse.

Addicted

I hope we sing the Adams Family song again second half. I really enjoyed the 4 renditions earlier