Phrases you'll never hear at The Valley

cafc4ever

As Charlton have won the league with record points, of course you can invade the pitch, half the fun of being promoted isn't it!

Croydon

I couldn't remember who we were playing next week so I checked the official site,so user friendly!

man_at_milletts

Come on you Robins.

C_A_F_C

Oh North West Kent is wonderful...

Its_Hamer_Time

I'm glad the scoreboard is HD quality, so easy to read / see.

adamtheaddick

thank you for opening the gate mr steward so i can have a fag so i dont have to smoke in the bogs...

kielyskickingboots

I really like the way Crystal Palace have 'South London and Proud' on their shirts. We should do that too - it will look really good on our new Carbrini kit for next season.

BR3red

"HORSE........"

North Lower Neil

"I miss Hasselbaink."

stonewallpenalty

I like smokey toilets.

BR3red

Bailey could never put that penalty in the upper north....

PL54

"Live and let live"

maybe_baby

Doesn't Golfie's continuous laughter get on your nerves?

killerandflash

Hoorah for goal celebration music, I love hearing Simply The Best every time we score..

RedPanda

You know what I'm looking forward to? Having a pie at half time.

Mr. Happy

Fair play mate - I understand that by sitting behind me it makes it a necessity for you to have you're foot lodged right up my arsehole.

maybe_baby

Mr. Happy said:

Fair play mate - I understand that by sitting behind me it makes it a necessity for you to have you're foot lodged right up my arsehole.

Sorry about that.

adamtheaddick

i shagged an arsenal striker

maybe_baby

I hear Henry has won best dressed fan again.

Plaaayer

That Obika is a great prospect, Palace supporters had nothing but good things to say about him.

masicat

" If we're gonna be a big club we need to move from the Valley"

Miserableoldgit

adamtheaddick said:

i shagged an arsenal striker

Blimey !

Atletico Addick

that Kermogant number 18 needs to work on his strength, he's too weak

mattaddick

Can you hear the North Stand sing? (sung by the West Stand)

Off_it

"Those people in the West Stand really should be thanked. Without them paying through the nose every year we be proper fucked"

Off_it

"Why do those fellas over on ITV always see the best in everything"

maybe_baby

I'll swop you a line for a hot cup of Bovril.

T_C_E

The winner of the Valley Gold draw is DaveStorry.

T_C_E

I like what Plaayers wearing.

kimbo

Macronate said:

glad they removed that Lucozade lid. last time i was here, they forgot and as I pulled it off myself, it fired into the East Stand causing an explosion with several fans admitted to hospital with tartan blanket lacerations and bovril burns.

So funny and timely. About to make my flask of hot chocolate.