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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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    Davo55Davo55
    cafctom said:

    The shoes with the pulled up socks AND suit jacket to go with it. Didn't even look like he was on a windup either.

    That is a shooting offence; stuff the red card.
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    CarterCarter
    Lager top

    Straight red, unmanly conduct

    An armchair manyoo fan asking what division charlton are in

    STRAIGHT RED

    I don't buy cigarettes, I only smoke when I drink

    Off ya go
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    DeeBeeDeeBee
    Carter said:

    Lager top

    Straight red, unmanly conduct

    An armchair manyoo fan asking what division charlton are inSTRAIGHT RED

    I don't buy cigarettes, I only smoke when I drink

    Off ya go

    That should be punishable by death. "Why do you support Charlton mate they're shit" boils my blood the ignorance
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    DeeBee said:

    DanDavis said:

    Wearing a backpack on both shoulders #straightred

    Surely wearing a backback on one shoulder is worse? It's got two straps for a reason...
    Someone didn't go to secondary school in the 90s.
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    hoof_it_up_to_bentyhoof_it_up_to_benty
    Women wearing Roger Federer earrings
    People who use the words 'classic' or 'awesome'
    Waiting staff who say 'enjoy' when they give you your food
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    DeeBeeDeeBee
    hoof_it_up_to_benty said:

    Women wearing Roger Federer earrings
    People who use the words 'classic' or 'awesome'
    Waiting staff who say 'enjoy' when they give you your food

    When I worked in a resturant my boss would have a go if I didn't say it so it got pummeled into my brain, i'd imagine a lot of other bosses are the same
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Blokes who stand there with a hair drier pointing at their chest and gut blow drying their bodies #straightred
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    North Lower Neil said:

    DeeBee said:

    DanDavis said:

    Wearing a backpack on both shoulders #straightred

    Surely wearing a backback on one shoulder is worse? It's got two straps for a reason...
    Someone didn't go to secondary school in the 90s.
    Haha! He's a two-strapper - never mind the red card, bundle him!
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Asian taxi drivers who say "you like football" to which you reply "yes", they follow this with "oh you must like Manchester United. Very good team,
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    palarsehaterpalarsehater
    anyone that takes any sort of bike on the trains during rush hour.
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    RedPandaRedPanda
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Asian taxi drivers who say "you like football" to which you reply "yes", they follow this with "oh you must like Manchester United. Very good team,

    When telling my hostel in Bangkok I was going to a game they were like "oh, you want to go see a Robbie Fowler, yes?" Apart from the obvious, I think he'd been gone about two years.

    There were also the standard David Beck Ham and Charlton/Chelsea comments but a fair few were able to have a decent chat as well I'll admit.

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    ViewfinderViewfinder
    cafctom said:

    The shoes with the pulled up socks AND suit jacket to go with it. Didn't even look like he was on a windup either.

    This sort of get-up was quite common in Melbourne during the summer I visited 30 years ago: grown men going to the office in smart jacket, khaki shorts, long white socks and black shoes. No, no, no.

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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    People who insist on wearing a tie in hot weather. Or, perhaps, anyone who wears a tie
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    edited June 2013
    Or maybe people who refuse to wear ties even when the occasion demands it, for that matter TMA? :-D
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    edited June 2013
    Tie and short sleeve shirt.
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Algarveaddick said:

    Or maybe people who refuse to wear ties even when the occasion demands it, for that matter TMA? :-D

    I do funerals, weddings and Japan. When else?
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    ViewfinderViewfinder
    The lazy conversion of nouns into spurious verbs: winning athletes speak of having "medalled" in the Olympics. Stop it.
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    BDLBDL
    Getting up and standing by the door just as the train pulls out of a station so you can be first off when you get to your station #straightred
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    PeteFPeteF
    Men with fake tan
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    maybe_babymaybe_baby
    guinnessaddick said:

    Tie and short sleeve shirt.

    X 100

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    SheffieldRedSheffieldRed
    edited June 2013



    image

    #straightred
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Anyone over 11 in a onesie straightred
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    Or maybe people who refuse to wear ties even when the occasion demands it, for that matter TMA? :-D

    I do funerals, weddings and Japan. When else?
    Job interview. Otherwise the first two were the other occasions I had in mind too. Didnt realise you need to wear one to get into the land of the rising sun though...
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    nth london addick said:

    Anyone over 11 in a onesie straightred

    Oh please don't tell me my onesie has to go as well?
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    Spanish said:

    Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    tucking your jumper in your trousers ?

    Even worse, tucking your jumper into your underpants. #straightred
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    cafcdave123 said:


    DanDavis said:

    Ordering a Fosters 'top' #straightred

    Seconded. Add Castlemain and other antipodean pints of dishwater. Excluded Coopers Sparkling Ale and Redback - proof that Australians do know what good beer is, they just choose to drink garbage.
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    MacronateMacronate
    the entire Wimbledon crowd (usually when Murray's playing) breaking out into laughter when, on a big point his first serve goes into the net.

    it's not funny.
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    cafctomcafctom
    Just the Wimbledon crowd in general really.
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    cafctom said:

    The shoes with the pulled up socks AND suit jacket to go with it. Didn't even look like he was on a windup either.

    I saw this quite a lot in Sydney - wearing shorts to the office in Australia is perfectly acceptable but you have to wear long socks and a shirt and tie. It might be acceptable but it still looks absolutely stupid. #straightred
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    DeeBee said:

    hoof_it_up_to_benty said:

    Women wearing Roger Federer earrings
    People who use the words 'classic' or 'awesome'
    Waiting staff who say 'enjoy' when they give you your food

    When I worked in a resturant my boss would have a go if I didn't say it so it got pummeled into my brain, i'd imagine a lot of other bosses are the same
    Bosses who tell their waiting staff to say 'Enjoy' when they give you your food and have a go at their waiting staff when said waiting staff don't p!ss off the customers by saying 'Enjoy'. Don't know about #StraightRed, more like #CrimeAgainstHumanity
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