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Kissing Partners Family Members?

I have been with my girlfriend for 3 years now, and have noticed in the last few months that her grandmother/mother/aunty when saying goodbye want a goodbye kiss. Its not the most comfortable situation does anyone have the same problem or have any ideas how to nip it in the bud before it gets too far!
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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Grow stubble and give 'em a good old rub, should soon put a stop to all that lark.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,899
    Stick a wet cornflake on your top lip and tell them you're got a cold sore. That should do the trick.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Next time stick your tongue deep in their mouths.

    If it doesn't put them off, then you're in.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,370
    Next time any of them try for a kiss, a swift and obvious lunge at their clange should have the desired effect OR relationship over !
  • seth plum said:

    Grow stubble and give 'em a good old rub, should soon put a stop to all that lark.

    Are you talking about Adam or his female relatives?

  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729

    I have been with my girlfriend for 3 years now, and have noticed in the last few months that her grandmother/mother/aunty when saying goodbye want a goodbye kiss. Its not the most comfortable situation does anyone have the same problem or have any ideas how to nip it in the bud before it gets too far!

    bloody hell, how many fingers and eyes does your girlfriend have? :)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,992
    Feed the pony
  • I always kiss my bird's sister right on the lips. She's a proper sort. My missus gets the right hump!!!
  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    edited July 2013

    I always kiss my bird's sister right on the lips. She's a proper sort. My missus gets the right hump!!!

    The same situation but it was an ex's sister.

    Stopped when the ex found out and tried to decapitate me with a plate. To be young and fit again...
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Intrigued to know what goes to far means?

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  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,645
    As long as you don't you use tongues you're fine.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Depends on the member.
  • CAFCspooney
    CAFCspooney Posts: 562
    Chance to score with 3 generations of your girlfriends family. Go for it man!
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661

    I have been with my girlfriend for 3 years now, and have noticed in the last few months that her grandmother/mother/aunty when saying goodbye want a goodbye kiss. Its not the most comfortable situation does anyone have the same problem or have any ideas how to nip it in the bud before it gets too far!

    You've spent too much time on Sheppey!

    :-)
  • A manly hand shake should suffice
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,234
    edited July 2013
    If you're that too uptight and scared to give another female an innocent peck on the cheek then you must be a little too uptight in the bedroom!

    Get over yourself. Or actually your girlfriend should give you the elbow.

    Big fat wet sloppy kiss ...
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,769
    I agree , i have always found it uncomfortable and unnecessary. I'm glad i'm not French.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    Curb_It said:

    If you're that too uptight and scared to give another female an innocent peck on the cheek then you must be a little too uptight in the bedroom!

    Get over yourself. Or actually your girlfriend should give you the elbow.

    Big fat wet sloppy kiss ...

    Nothing wrong with being uptight in the bedroom in my opinion. But not with your woman's relatives!!!

  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Just be thankful it's not the Grandfather, father and uncle.......
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,201
    edited July 2013

    I agree , i have always found it uncomfortable and unnecessary. I'm glad i'm not French.

    And you with a name that suggests you'd shag anything as long as they were a Charlton supporter too!

    But seriously, it's alright as long as you don't start licking their faces and smelling them surely!
    Initially I thought it read "kissing partner's family's members, now that would be wrong.

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  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    edited July 2013
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Definite "yes" from me on the would ya scale
  • Draizetrain
    Draizetrain Posts: 801
    I've heard about this sort of thing....they send the youngest/prettiest one out of the family with a mandate to identify a target. The target is then enticed back to the coven with an aim of obtaining new genes to add to their family pool...ALL family members pools. You are being systematically groomed...

    Save yourself man...before it's too late.
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,585
    iainment said:

    Curb_It said:

    If you're that too uptight and scared to give another female an innocent peck on the cheek then you must be a little too uptight in the bedroom!

    Get over yourself. Or actually your girlfriend should give you the elbow.

    Big fat wet sloppy kiss ...

    Nothing wrong with being uptight in the bedroom in my opinion. But not with your woman's relatives!!!

    I can imagine you being uptight in the bedroom, you're uptight about quite a few things!

    :-)

  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,234

    I agree , i have always found it uncomfortable and unnecessary. I'm glad i'm not French.

    This does not surprise me!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,902
    was worried the problem was a lot worse when i read the thread title.
  • As long as the grandmother doesn't stink of piss, i don't see the problem.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    Essex_Al said:

    iainment said:

    Curb_It said:

    If you're that too uptight and scared to give another female an innocent peck on the cheek then you must be a little too uptight in the bedroom!

    Get over yourself. Or actually your girlfriend should give you the elbow.

    Big fat wet sloppy kiss ...

    Nothing wrong with being uptight in the bedroom in my opinion. But not with your woman's relatives!!!

    I can imagine you being uptight in the bedroom, you're uptight about quite a few things!

    :-)

    But uptight physically, no!
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314

    As long as the grandmother doesn't stink of piss, i don't see the problem.

    Or have a nice beard or moustache
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Kiss on the both sets of lips