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Kissing Partners Family Members?

AdamAddickAdamAddick
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I have been with my girlfriend for 3 years now, and have noticed in the last few months that her grandmother/mother/aunty when saying goodbye want a goodbye kiss. Its not the most comfortable situation does anyone have the same problem or have any ideas how to nip it in the bud before it gets too far!
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    seth plumseth plum
    Grow stubble and give 'em a good old rub, should soon put a stop to all that lark.
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    Off_itOff_it
    Stick a wet cornflake on your top lip and tell them you're got a cold sore. That should do the trick.
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    AddicktedAddickted
    Next time stick your tongue deep in their mouths.

    If it doesn't put them off, then you're in.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Next time any of them try for a kiss, a swift and obvious lunge at their clange should have the desired effect OR relationship over !
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    southamptonaddicksouthamptonaddick
    seth plum said:

    Grow stubble and give 'em a good old rub, should soon put a stop to all that lark.

    Are you talking about Adam or his female relatives?

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    kentaddickkentaddick
    AdamAddick said:

    I have been with my girlfriend for 3 years now, and have noticed in the last few months that her grandmother/mother/aunty when saying goodbye want a goodbye kiss. Its not the most comfortable situation does anyone have the same problem or have any ideas how to nip it in the bud before it gets too far!

    bloody hell, how many fingers and eyes does your girlfriend have? :)
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Feed the pony
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    I always kiss my bird's sister right on the lips. She's a proper sort. My missus gets the right hump!!!
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    SE10SE10
    edited July 2013
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    I always kiss my bird's sister right on the lips. She's a proper sort. My missus gets the right hump!!!

    The same situation but it was an ex's sister.

    Stopped when the ex found out and tried to decapitate me with a plate. To be young and fit again...
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    AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
    Intrigued to know what goes to far means?
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    ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    As long as you don't you use tongues you're fine.
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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    Depends on the member.
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    CAFCspooneyCAFCspooney
    Chance to score with 3 generations of your girlfriends family. Go for it man!
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    AdamAddick said:

    I have been with my girlfriend for 3 years now, and have noticed in the last few months that her grandmother/mother/aunty when saying goodbye want a goodbye kiss. Its not the most comfortable situation does anyone have the same problem or have any ideas how to nip it in the bud before it gets too far!

    You've spent too much time on Sheppey!

    :-)
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    YorkshireaddickYorkshireaddick
    A manly hand shake should suffice
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    edited July 2013
    If you're that too uptight and scared to give another female an innocent peck on the cheek then you must be a little too uptight in the bedroom!

    Get over yourself. Or actually your girlfriend should give you the elbow.

    Big fat wet sloppy kiss ...
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    I agree , i have always found it uncomfortable and unnecessary. I'm glad i'm not French.
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    iainmentiainment
    Curb_It said:

    If you're that too uptight and scared to give another female an innocent peck on the cheek then you must be a little too uptight in the bedroom!

    Get over yourself. Or actually your girlfriend should give you the elbow.

    Big fat wet sloppy kiss ...

    Nothing wrong with being uptight in the bedroom in my opinion. But not with your woman's relatives!!!

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    uncleuncle
    Just be thankful it's not the Grandfather, father and uncle.......
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    cafcfancafcfan
    edited July 2013
    Bedsaddick said:

    I agree , i have always found it uncomfortable and unnecessary. I'm glad i'm not French.

    And you with a name that suggests you'd shag anything as long as they were a Charlton supporter too!

    But seriously, it's alright as long as you don't start licking their faces and smelling them surely!
    Initially I thought it read "kissing partner's family's members, now that would be wrong.
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    falconwood_1falconwood_1
    edited July 2013
    http://youtu.be/mDG8jTJ9698
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    kentaddickkentaddick
    falconwood_1 said:

    http://youtu.be/mDG8jTJ9698

    Definite "yes" from me on the would ya scale
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    DraizetrainDraizetrain
    I've heard about this sort of thing....they send the youngest/prettiest one out of the family with a mandate to identify a target. The target is then enticed back to the coven with an aim of obtaining new genes to add to their family pool...ALL family members pools. You are being systematically groomed...

    Save yourself man...before it's too late.
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    Essex_AlEssex_Al
    iainment said:

    Curb_It said:

    If you're that too uptight and scared to give another female an innocent peck on the cheek then you must be a little too uptight in the bedroom!

    Get over yourself. Or actually your girlfriend should give you the elbow.

    Big fat wet sloppy kiss ...

    Nothing wrong with being uptight in the bedroom in my opinion. But not with your woman's relatives!!!

    I can imagine you being uptight in the bedroom, you're uptight about quite a few things!

    :-)

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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    Bedsaddick said:

    I agree , i have always found it uncomfortable and unnecessary. I'm glad i'm not French.

    This does not surprise me!
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    MacronateMacronate
    was worried the problem was a lot worse when i read the thread title.
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    Robbo on the wingRobbo on the wing
    As long as the grandmother doesn't stink of piss, i don't see the problem.
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    iainmentiainment
    Essex_Al said:

    iainment said:

    Curb_It said:

    If you're that too uptight and scared to give another female an innocent peck on the cheek then you must be a little too uptight in the bedroom!

    Get over yourself. Or actually your girlfriend should give you the elbow.

    Big fat wet sloppy kiss ...

    Nothing wrong with being uptight in the bedroom in my opinion. But not with your woman's relatives!!!

    I can imagine you being uptight in the bedroom, you're uptight about quite a few things!

    :-)

    But uptight physically, no!
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    smiffyboysmiffyboy
    Robbo on the wing said:

    As long as the grandmother doesn't stink of piss, i don't see the problem.

    Or have a nice beard or moustache
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    JTJT
    Kiss on the both sets of lips
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