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Peruvian drugs mules

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  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Absurdistan said:

    cafcledbury said:

    Mortimerician said:

    WTF was she thinking? Disguising yourself as Mickey Mouse was never going to work.
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    the next question is WOULD YA

    Before or after 15 years in a Peruvian prison?
    I'd say about halfway through their sentences, they'd be gagging for it.
  • JollyRobinJollyRobin
    Chris_from_Sidcup said:

    JollyRobin said:

    I just don't understand the economics of it all. You're not meant to take cocaine BACK to South America, especially when you could get an absolute packet for it in Ibiza.

    They were caught at Lima airport boarding a flight to bring it into Spain.
    Suddenly this all makes far more sense.
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    They were probably told that the chances of being caught were very low - but that doesn't make them innocent. If they had been coerced at gunpoint, they could have spilled the beans whilst on the plane. That is what any of us would have done in that situation.
  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    edited August 2013
    if you can sell a Kilo of coke for 44k roughly i would have tought about 3-4 grand a Kilo is thew going rate VG so if they are getting 10k then its a fair few kgs coming in
  • AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    I wouldn't have the arse to attempt it, no matter how skint I was. Midnight Express did it for me.
  • richie8richie8
    I think they chanced their arm based on the lefty look after the crooks attitude we have.Know they will find out how it should be done!
  • mistrollinginmistrollingin
    Two less Chavs cluttering up Ibiza this summer.........................................
  • RedPandaRedPanda
    They were coerced into going to Peru, apparently. Where they collected from is a town full of young, impressionable backpackers, many of whom will be indulging in a bit of jazz salt and in doing so dealing with shady characters.

    Why then, would an organised crime syndicate pay for 2 return flights from Europe when they can nab some gap year wanker who's staggering around Cusco pissed after two beers because of the altitude? There would be hundreds, maybe a couple of thousand potential targets in a concentrated area.

    In short, sod 'em.
  • AddicktedAddickted
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Midnight Express did it for me.

    This

  • Covered EndCovered End
    Addickted said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    Midnight Express did it for me.

    This

    Yeah, but he escaped :-)
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  • iaitchiaitch
    But he had a bottom like a battered old wind sock.
  • allez les addicksallez les addicks
    My theory is that they had had a summer of freebies off a dealer who wanted his money back and this was the easiest way to do it.
  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    allez les addicks said:

    My theory is that they had had a summer of freebies off a dealer who wanted his money back and this was the easiest way to do it.

    More likely that they were two muppets who thought that a summer in a holiday resort doing bar work was a lot harder than they anticipated and that this get rich quick scheme seemed like a good idea and would fund their fun for another few months. Like many criminals they either didn't think that they would get caught or were prepared to take the risk.

  • MortimericianMortimerician
    Or just imagined that a flaky excuse would convince the authorities
  • Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    Or are just thick as pigshit in general
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    edited August 2013
    Pretty much everybody that goes to do a Season in Ibiza will end up selling drugs. Easiest way to make money on the Island.
  • JTJT
    True say
  • danhughes99danhughes99
    The plot thickens, it appears as if Phil Collins (nephew) is linked

    http://www.gigwise.com/news/83567/phil-collins-nephew-linked-to-uk-girls-arrested-for-peru-drug-smuggling
  • The_OrganiserThe_Organiser
    Stu_of_Kunming said:

    Only slightly related but the book Marching Powder is AMAZING.

    Seconded - a cracking read.
  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    danhughes99 said:

    The plot thickens, it appears as if Phil Collins (nephew) is linked

    http://www.gigwise.com/news/83567/phil-collins-nephew-linked-to-uk-girls-arrested-for-peru-drug-smuggling

    Now maybe people will see his true colors?
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  • CAFCsayerCAFCsayer
    Done the job as they thought it'd pay for another day in paradise
  • MrLargoMrLargo
    Will they get away with it in the end? It's against all odds in my opinion.
  • ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    still, it's nice and warm out there so no jacket required
  • Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    It's understandable that they didn't know what was happening. Peru is a land of confusion
  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    Being that this will end in court I suppose we should hear Both Sides of the Story.
  • J BLOCKJ BLOCK
    ValleyGary said:

    Pretty much everybody that goes to do a Season in Ibiza will end up selling drugs. Easiest way to make money on the Island.

    Not at all, most people who do a season will end up doing it, most don't ever sell it
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    When they finally get released, I understand they are staying for one more night.
  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    They were going to be let out on remand but the judge said you'll have to stay one more night.
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    edited August 2013
    J BLOCK said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Pretty much everybody that goes to do a Season in Ibiza will end up selling drugs. Easiest way to make money on the Island.

    Not at all, most people who do a season will end up doing it, most don't ever sell it
    90% of workers i met out there, the last 5 years ive been, are able to get you drugs and will take money for it.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Drug dealers and smugglers, scum of the earth. Wish the punishments were heavier.
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