Drop on my knees Peter Kaye style and slide across the floor and have a fight with the dogs, did it while pissed one night and forget I was wearing jeans. I did a handbrake turn and took out all the picture frames around the fireplace.
Can't walk past one of those power saving dull lights without doing lizard impressions. An ex bf caught me at it & asked if I did that everytime I walked under the light in his hallway alone.
When I was a smoker the heat lights outside in the smoking areas produced the same urge.
See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed
I used to do this often. Had to stop though as I walked into a very low wall and fell flat on my face. Was wearing a really decent suit at the time as well. What a prat!
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I have a tendency to air drum in the car, forgetting that them there windows are see-through. And talking to myself.
or generally just sit with my hands down my pants in a comfortable non sexual way.
When I was a smoker the heat lights outside in the smoking areas produced the same urge.
Another slightly odd thing I do is sing along to songs, but one line ahead. God knows why I do that.
Getting a bit worried about my ear hairs now as well.
I blow myself a kiss in the bathroom mirror every time.
I also say "bridge" when I get into lifts, but I don't have to be alone for that. ;-)
In the car, line up a mark on the windscreen with a car in the distance and take it out with machine gun fire