Nutty things you do when there is no one else around (non-sexual)

seth plum

Talking to the TV, the wireless, inanimate objects, myself...but in an accent.
Swearing at every annoying thing in Mandarin.
Also, as said earlier, going up stairs on all fours feral style, sometimes elaborating a beat or rhythm using hands and feet whilst doing so.

JiMMy 85

The Red Robin said:

tangoflash said:

In depth interview with myself after a FM session..............

Yes! I do that all the time. Full-on press conference after a new signing too.

Standard for passing any time spent in the bathroom or walking home from the station.

Further, a crucial or quality goal scored on FIFA results in me celebrating, sometimes with arms outstretched in front of an imaginary crowd.

man_at_milletts

Practice parachute jumps from the stairs to the hallway - Currently on stair 7. Will get up to stair 8 when my ankle has healed.

man_at_milletts

Fanny Fanackapan said:

Pick my nose & flick it at the dog.

" Here, boy !"

That's amazing Fanny. You flick your nose at the dog?

Cue old joke.
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Fucking terrible.

Boom boom.