Mrs Doyle: [quoting Polly Clark's books] "Eff you! Eff your effing wife! I'll stick this effing pitchforkup your hole", oh that was another one, oh yes![...] "Bastard this" and "Bastard that", you can't move for the bastards in her novels; it's wall-to-wall bastards![...] You bastard, you fecker, you bollocks! Get your bollocks out of my face! [...] "Ride me sideways" was another one!
Father Ted: He's not a very nice man, is he? Dougal: God Ted I've never met anyone like him anyway. Who would he be like? Hitler or one of those mad fellas. Father Ted: Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning!smoking in the toilets at The Valley at half-time!!
"the funny thing is I was at a raffle last week and the people who organised it won the star prize so its not unusual for that kind of thing to happen"
Bishop: So, Father. Do you ever have any doubts about the religious life? Is your faith ever tested? Anything you would be worried about? Any doubts you've been having about any aspects of belief? Anything like that?
Dougal: Well, you know the way God made us all, right? And he's looking down at us from heaven and everything? And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that? And when we die we're all going to go to heaven?
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Dougal: God Ted I've never met anyone like him anyway. Who would he be like? Hitler or one of those mad fellas.
Father Ted: Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler
playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning!smoking in the toilets at The Valley at half-time!!ARSE!
FECK!
DRINK!
"he'd love that ted"
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Dougal: Well, you know the way God made us all, right? And he's looking down at us from heaven and everything? And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that? And when we die we're all going to go to heaven?
Bishop: Yes. What about it?
Dougal: Well, that's the bit I have trouble with.