Father Ted thread.
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Ah g'wan.0
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JUST PLAY THE F***ING NOTE!
PLAY THE NOTE!
JUST PLAY THE F***ING NOTE!!!0 -
"Thats the way in and shave a bullock"0
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Mrs Doyle: [quoting Polly Clark's books] "Eff you! Eff your effing wife! I'll stick this effing pitchforkup your hole", oh that was another one, oh yes![...] "Bastard this" and "Bastard that", you can't move for the bastards in her novels; it's wall-to-wall bastards![...] You bastard, you fecker, you bollocks! Get your bollocks out of my face! [...] "Ride me sideways" was another one!
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Bishop Brennan: You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!
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Ah, right Len !0
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Those women were in the nip!0
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Father Ted: He's not a very nice man, is he?
Dougal: God Ted I've never met anyone like him anyway. Who would he be like? Hitler or one of those mad fellas.
Father Ted: Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitlerplaying jungle music at three o'clock in the morning!smoking in the toilets at The Valley at half-time!!
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Who would leave a perfectly square piece of dirt on the window?0
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The Chinese - a great bunch of lads!randy andy said:Who would leave a perfectly square piece of dirt on the window?
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HEY you! Who'll deliver the milk now.0
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Do the riverdance Ted!0
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Not forgetting....
ARSE!
FECK!
DRINK!0 -
"Do you know what he would love.. if I went up to him and did his catch phrase.."
"he'd love that ted"0 -
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Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box?
It's Irelands' biggest lingerie section
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We have to lose that sax solo!0
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"the funny thing is I was at a raffle last week and the people who organised it won the star prize so its not unusual for that kind of thing to happen"0
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Bishop: So, Father. Do you ever have any doubts about the religious life? Is your faith ever tested? Anything you would be worried about? Any doubts you've been having about any aspects of belief? Anything like that?
Dougal: Well, you know the way God made us all, right? And he's looking down at us from heaven and everything? And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that? And when we die we're all going to go to heaven?
Bishop: Yes. What about it?
Dougal: Well, that's the bit I have trouble with.0 -
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Beast kill Chris or fup off you grasshole0
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RATS! Japanese bastards!0
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Every generation has their humour. Is there anyone over 45 that watched this? No one I know over 40 did.0
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Yep!
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This is small, but the ones outside are far away.0
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"Ted, you're not going to believe it! Clint Eastwood's been arrested for a crime he didn't - oh wait, it's a film."0
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Of course we did you gobeshite.Riviera said:Every generation has their humour. Is there anyone over 45 that watched this? No one I know over 40 did.
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Yep.Riviera said:Every generation has their humour. Is there anyone over 45 that watched this? No one I know over 40 did.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vlOhj4eTpA
