I have a craft auxiliary/handyman who has worked on my shift for over 20 years. I used to be his direct line manager but i have gone on to run the shift now and i am a couple of steps up the ladder from him now.
His surname is Minton and everybody calls him Chippy the mint, as he is fairly good at medium carpentry tasks. He is a pain in the arse to be in charge off as all he does is try to scam all day.
He comes from Wolverhampton and hates everyone who doesn't and hates, gays, lesbians, anyone who doesn't come from the UK.
He doesn't like any London football clubs, so i decided to bring him into my little world on this forum.
Lots of people think i am a carpenter as the name suggests but i am a senior mechanical engineer and have a mechanical engineering background.
There used to be a character on Soccer AM called Ali McMoist (It's a Wee Stain)
Put everything together and you come up with Valley McMoist
My username used to be Valley McMoist but when I had trouble signing in, I used Twitter and the site automatically changed my username to my Twitter handle and I could’ve be bothered to change it back
Heard it chanted towards a bunch of teenage pink Lacoste polo, burberry cap wearing, wanker sign gesticulating kiddies at Millwall away one time. Never heard it before or since, but enjoyed it. Plus, I am still Mummy's little soldier even now...
First game Feb 52. Exciting but unexceptional Little did we know the football experience of our lives was just a few years away when the great man suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
I have a craft auxiliary/handyman who has worked on my shift for over 20 years. I used to be his direct line manager but i have gone on to run the shift now and i am a couple of steps up the ladder from him now.
His surname is Minton and everybody calls him Chippy the mint, as he is fairly good at medium carpentry tasks. He is a pain in the arse to be in charge off as all he does is try to scam all day.
He comes from Wolverhampton and hates everyone who doesn't and hates, gays, lesbians, anyone who doesn't come from the UK.
He doesn't like any London football clubs, so i decided to bring him into my little world on this forum.
Lots of people think i am a carpenter as the name suggests but i am a senior mechanical engineer and have a mechanical engineering background.
The name I always liked, and I don't he/she is on here anymore was CarlosFandango. I think it was taken from an advert for tyres.
The name of our Fiat 500.
It is indeed taken from an advert but it was for Hamlet cigars I believe. Where he put sooped up tyres on an old car & then couldn’t get it through the gate, so then just struck up a light lol Our Carlos Fandango has an add on Fannymagnet to make him just that little bit more special 😎
The name I always liked, and I don't he/she is on here anymore was CarlosFandango. I think it was taken from an advert for tyres.
The name of our Fiat 500.
It is indeed taken from an advert but it was for Hamlet cigars I believe. Where he put sooped up tyres on an old car & then couldn’t get it through the gate, so then just struck up a light lol Our Carlos Fandango has an add on Fannymagnet to make him just that little bit more special 😎
They played Love Parasite on Radio 6 yesterday. It sounded like it could have been made last week.
He never got any Air play back in the day , Such a shame as now he is gone a lot of new bands siting him as a influence . Back in his early days Depeche Mode was support band to him .
The name I always liked, and I don't he/she is on here anymore was CarlosFandango. I think it was taken from an advert for tyres.
The name of our Fiat 500.
It is indeed taken from an advert but it was for Hamlet cigars I believe. Where he put sooped up tyres on an old car & then couldn’t get it through the gate, so then just struck up a light lol Our Carlos Fandango has an add on Fannymagnet to make him just that little bit more special 😎
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His surname is Minton and everybody calls him Chippy the mint, as he is fairly good at medium carpentry tasks. He is a pain in the arse to be in charge off as all he does is try to scam all day.
He comes from Wolverhampton and hates everyone who doesn't and hates, gays, lesbians, anyone who doesn't come from the UK.
He doesn't like any London football clubs, so i decided to bring him into my little world on this forum.
Lots of people think i am a carpenter as the name suggests but i am a senior mechanical engineer and have a mechanical engineering background.
I previously used Lord Upminster in honour of Ian Dury.
I chose it because it's my spiritual home.
Little did we know the football experience of our lives was just a few years away when the great man suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fad_Gadget
Picking out the train stations from Erith (& Belvedere) to Charlton seemed appropriate.
Our Carlos Fandango has an add on Fannymagnet to make him just that little bit more special 😎
Back in his early days Depeche Mode was support band to him .
The other one is easy to get.