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    AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

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    JT said:

    Get away from Pornhub

    There's plenty of unlimited sites !



    Loving how the Valentine's Day thread has turned into a conversation about internet porn!! :o)

    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love.....................
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    sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    DaveMehmet said:

    To all you beautiful women out there, happy valentines day. To all you fat birds, chin up, it's pancake day next week

    I have a good mind to flag you for that one. Basically you said that an overweight woman can't be beautiful!
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    sadiejane1981 said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    To all you beautiful women out there, happy valentines day. To all you fat birds, chin up, it's pancake day next week

    I have a good mind to flag you for that one. Basically you said that an overweight woman can't be beautiful!
    Do you know what I say to overweight women who use that line on me?.... Lighten up.
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    RedPanda said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    I bought him some chocs, a novelty cup, novelty socks a cuddly monkey and a big card I am cooking him some steak for dinner.

    Steak & Blowjob Day is next month.

    Like both, well done.
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    IAgreeIAgree
    Anyone forget and end up in the doghouse?
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Shag said:

    Cheers Steve , it's an extremely busy day for me as you can imagine . I hope you enjoy tonight mate , champagne and oysters , cant go wrong ....

    Don't be fooled by so called aphrodisiac effect of oysters. I had a dozen oysters once and three of them didn't work.
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    northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    Well shag thanks for recommendation Mama Carmen's was top drawer. I got a nice pair Lyle& Scott shoes and shorts.

    GET IN FOOTBALL CASUAL
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    happyvalleyhappyvalley
    I am not going to see my beloved this year on Valentines Day.














    I will spend it with my Missus instead.





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    sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Your missus is probably more enjoyable too.
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    Robbo on the wingRobbo on the wing
    I bet she can't wait
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    sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    How's this for a card
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Right. That's all my cards opened, flowers in vases and boxes of chocolates safely in the fridge.

    When does the match thread start?
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    shine166shine166
    Say it with Bauers image
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    AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
    soapy_jones said:

    Right. That's all my cards opened, flowers in vases and boxes of chocolates safely in the fridge.

    When does the match thread start?

    Sent by both your right and left wrists?
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    sadiejane1981 said:

    How's this for a card

    I see you found the card that Guy Luzor sent to Roly then.
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    AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
    On Valentines day, my ode to Igor courtesy of Sam Cooke

    Igor draw back your foot
    And let your shot go
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me, for me

    Igor please hear my cry
    And let your shot fly
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me

    Now I don't mean to bother you but I'm in distress
    There's danger of me losing all of my happiness
    For I love the Addicks who don't know I exist
    And this you can fix

    So, Igor draw back your foot
    And let your shot go
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me
    Nobody but me

    Igor please hear my cry
    And let your shot fly
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me

    Now, Igor if your shot make a goal storm for me
    I promise I will love you until eternity
    I know between the two of us we can steal 3 points
    Help me if you will

    So, Igor draw back your foot
    And let your shot go
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me
    Nobody but me

    Igor please hear my cry
    And let your shot fly
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me

    Now, Igor, don't you hear me
    Calling you, I need ya
    Igor help me, I need ya
    Igor, don't fail me
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    sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Bump...

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    shine166shine166
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    sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Thanks...
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    shine166shine166
    sadiejane1981 said:

    Thanks...

    Not you specifically :)

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    1StevieG1StevieG
    There is nothing lovelier than the c word.
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