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Happy 14th March...

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  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    MrLargo said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    It's spag Bol tonight, other half wants to know if steak mince counts?

    He doesn't care if steak mince counts. You know that, he knows that, I know that, everyone on here knows that. He wants dinner done with as quickly as possible, so that the real point of 14 March can be dealt with. Give him a stick of asparagus and a lettuce leaf for dinner, he doesn't care, it's all about the afters.
    Nope can't have one without the other, defeats the object.
  • NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    MrLargo said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    It's spag Bol tonight, other half wants to know if steak mince counts?

    He doesn't care if steak mince counts. You know that, he knows that, I know that, everyone on here knows that. He wants dinner done with as quickly as possible, so that the real point of 14 March can be dealt with. Give him a stick of asparagus and a lettuce leaf for dinner, he doesn't care, it's all about the afters.
    Washing up?
  • NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    sadiejane1981 said:

    It's spag Bol tonight, other half wants to know if steak mince counts?

    Only if you're channelling the spirit of Larry Grayson....
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Doesn't bear thinking about.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    ricky_otto said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Doesn't bear thinking about.
    Could be worse, her teeth could be in a glass.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited March 2016
    guinnessaddick said:

    ricky_otto said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Doesn't bear thinking about.
    Could be worse, her teeth could be in a glass.
    Reckon I'd play it safe call in sick and nip to the chippy instead @cafcdave123
  • SantaClausSantaClaus
    I mentioned this to the other half whilst she was doing a huge pile of washing up. I'm not holding my breath.
  • Jack_CharltonJack_Charlton
    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Apparently there's a steak and BJ with your name on it Dave, thats the problem with sharing your full name with your old man.
  • IAIA
    I thought today was pie day.
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  • StigStig
    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    Now that's living the dream.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    SantaClaus said:

    I mentioned this to the other half whilst she was doing a huge pile of washing up. I'm not holding my breath.

    You'd better hold your breath for when she pushes your head under the washing up water in retaliation...
  • SantaClausSantaClaus
    It would help if the BBC pushed this a bit harder. Did they even cover it on The One Show?
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Really surprised that Clintons or Tescos didnt have "Happy Steak and BlowJob day" cards.

    They usually do for any sort of occasion.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited March 2016
    How did the blowjob Dinner go Dave? (:
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    cafcdave123 said:

    Thai green curry thankfully so afters was just a quick tug from the old man...

    That's really made me laugh @cafcdave123
  • stackitstevestackitsteve
    cafcdave123 said:

    Thai green curry thankfully so afters was just a quick tug from the old man...

    Genuine laugh out loud at that one.
  • RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Don't worry mate she said I was having the last one.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    IA said:

    I thought today was pie day.

    A day invented by women so the only jaw ache they get is from nagging.
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  • cfgscfgs
    I had steak for dinner last night, so 50% success rate (too high a win rate for Roly).
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Grilled salmon and fuck all. Better luck next year.
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Seriously Addickted, they really aren't. My tastebuds don't like the taste of death.

    You're not a fan of corpse and two veg?
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    man_at_milletts said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
    That would be one salty pot noodle :(
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    man_at_milletts said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
    Oh dear, they're messy enough without the added extras
  • PL54PL54
    SantaClaus said:

    Steak and blow job day should be a week before Valentine's day. There'd be more motivation for the girls to deliver.

    That is genius.
  • NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    sadiejane1981 said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
    Oh dear, they're messy enough without the added extras
    Oh I don't know, just as long as you have a decent supply of Kleenex, it's not too bad, I've found been told....
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    NornIrishAddick said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
    Oh dear, they're messy enough without the added extras
    Oh I don't know, just as long as you have a decent supply of Kleenex, it's not too bad, I've found been told....
    Bibs are easier so you dont get the noodles on your clothes and so cause any stains
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