Happy 14th March...

DaveMehmet

Working in Scotland today so haggis, neeps and tatties and a wank on the plane home.

happyvalley

DaveMehmet said:

Working in Scotland today so haggis, neeps and tatties and a wank on the plane home.

Looks like you've already had the wank all over the plate.

johnnybev1987

I was going to ask my mum for steak...

cafcledbury

Cardinal Sin said:

Just catching up on this and have broached the subject with Mrs Sin. Quick as a flash I'm told it's 'Chicken n Licking Day' today.

If it smells like trout get the Fxxk out

ElfsborgAddick

ricky_otto said:

Charlton_Stu said:

Happy #SteakAndBlowjob day!

Or if you're married...

Happy #WankAndBurger day!

Or if you are @ElfsborgAddick - Happy Wednesday.

Bully.

sadiejane1981

johnnybev1987 said:

I was going to ask my mum for steak...

Maaaannnn that’s wrong on sooo many levels

Alwaysneil

Yeah, i was going to say that I had defrosted steak to cook for my son but have instead decided to go out for tea.