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Happy 14th March...

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  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    SantaClaus said:

    Steak and blow job day should be a week before Valentine's day. There'd be more motivation for the girls other halves to deliver.

    Amended for PC purposes...


  • lolwraylolwray
    getting the impression that this thread isnt as inclusive as it should be ..maybe there should also be

    a quiche and rimming day

    pork scratching and restrain me, .lock me in a cupboard day

    etc

    (ps maybe these days do exist but i dont know about them )

  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    The other half is unwell and would never be able to manage steak today, so I think I'm safe this year! Lol :lol:
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    I didn't have steak for dinner last night, you can guess the rest.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    It's a shame International Women's Day and Steak and Blow Job Day weren't held on the same day, as they are intrinsically linked after all. Look at that as an opportunity missed guys....
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Just wonder how @cafcdave123 got on last night.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    DaveMehmet said:

    I didn't have steak for dinner last night, you can guess the rest.

    Your cat cat gave you a blow job?
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  • Red_in_SE8Red_in_SE8
    edited March 2017
    March 14th is actually Pi day.
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    ricky_otto said:

    Just wonder how @cafcdave123 got on last night.

    Not sure if I should be concerned or by your interest?
  • dizzeedizzee
    What is this day? Could someone please explain?
  • stackitstevestackitsteve
    Red_in_SE8 said:

    March 14th is actually Pi day.

    In the US maybe, they do their dates back to front.
    I guess for the UK 22nd of July is the best alternative.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    dizzee said:

    What is this day? Could someone please explain?

    It's one month on from Valentine's day, so the girls get roses on they piano, the lads get tulips on their organ.
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    DaveMehmet said:

    stackitsteve said:

    Red_in_SE8 said:

    March 14th is actually Pi day.

    In the US maybe, they do their dates back to front.
    I guess for the UK 22nd of July is the best alternative.
    It's the day you have to let your best mate bum you (at least that's what he told me)
    ......and the next day you can bum his dog.
  • ChizzChizz
    sadiejane1981 said:

    I wonder how many of you are getting steak for dinner...

    bump
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Haha what a bump.

    Other half can have what I got a month ago... sweet FA :lol:
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited March 2018
    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    @ValleyGary you called it 4 years ago....
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  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited March 2018
    @ElfsborgAddick ‘s wife’s least favourite day of the year....after her wedding anniversary that is.
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    Red_in_SE8 said:

    March 14th is actually Pi day.

    Only in the year 1593 and only in the US.
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    sadiejane1981 said:

    Haha what a bump.

    Other half can have what I got a month ago... sweet FA :lol:

    What, you mean he gets to f... all?
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    Stephen Hawkings dies on Pi Day. :cry:
  • LawrieAbrahamsLawrieAbrahams
    AddicksAddict said:

    Red_in_SE8 said:

    March 14th is actually Pi day.

    Only in the year 1593 and only in the US.
    31 April is pi day.
  • JohnBoyUKJohnBoyUK
    Very disappointed to hear my wife has booked us a table at Denny's in Chislehurst tonight.

    A bloody fish restaurant.
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    JohnBoyUK said:

    Very disappointed to hear my wife has booked us a table at Denny's in Chislehurst tonight.

    A bloody fish restaurant.

    I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere....
  • JohnBoyUKJohnBoyUK
    SuedeAdidas said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    Very disappointed to hear my wife has booked us a table at Denny's in Chislehurst tonight.

    A bloody fish restaurant.

    I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere....
    I thought that as I typed it!
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