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Southeastern train disruption (franchise to be taken over by Govt p191)

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  • Anyone know how I find Charlton Life as every time I use my normal link I end up on this this thread from The Holmesdale. Do I need to delete my cookies?
  • edited June 2017
    Hope nobody's travelling on the Medway Valley line tonight, could be a long journey home.....
  • Heating on again this morning. Sadistic barstewards.
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  • Never any Swans on the line when it was BR
  • Never any Swans on the line when it was BR

    No try Tory supporting Swans trying to delay any Labour voters from getting to the polling station.
  • It's usually good seeing a couple of birds getting stuck in on a line.
  • Never any Swans on the line when it was BR

    I once had a driver delay a train 10 minutes because he was getting a squashed pheasant off of the front of his train. He jumped back into his cab claiming it would be his tea for that night.

  • MrLargo said:

    Just when we thought the Swan Response Team was gonna save the day......

    This honestly could be a parody account. I just don't know where to start.
  • Wrong kind of Swans probably.
  • edited June 2017
    Get the queen to sort them out ffs. They belong to her. What do we pay you for Liz?
  • This is my favourite CL thread. Carry on....
  • I love CL. Carry on.....
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  • I love CL. Carry on.....

    Carry On CL, that would make a good film.

    1905 as Bernard Bresslaw
    WSS - Kenneth Williams

    Who else?
  • I love CL. Carry on.....

    Carry On CL, that would make a good film.

    1905 as Bernard Bresslaw
    WSS - Kenneth Williams

    Who else?
    Frank harper as @nth london addick
    Danny dyer as @CAFCBourne
    Richard O'Brien as @Ketman
    Alan Carr playing @Gumbo

    I can picture your one @DaveMehmet but I can't see past Barry from eastenders
  • 1905 said:

    Curb-it as Hattie Jacques

    1905 dives for cover

    .

  • MrLargo said:

    Just when we thought the Swan Response Team was gonna save the day......

    This honestly could be a parody account. I just don't know where to start.
    SouthEastern have long ventured beyond the bounds of parody. Management maybe (and I hate myself for this) aren't entirely to blame for this, surely only the driver would be able to see swans on the line and decide to stop. Adult swans protecting young are fearlessly aggressive it's true but no danger to 100s of tonnes of train or its passengers.
    Maybe the driver misremembers the story from back in the 70s about the InterCity 125 testers and the chickens launched at the new windscreen glass.
    More likely to be yet more shameless mendacity from the loathsome company to cover up yet more planned staff shortages.
  • Who's looking forward to the Thameslink closures between 26th Aug - 2nd Sept, then?

    Reaction to the announcement over the intercom: "oh for fu-... wait a second... I'm on holiday! Yaaaaasss!'
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