VG if it weren't a mans name on his arse I would've said what a stupid thing to say you'll do
But you can't walk rd with a mans name on your arse
My pal lost a bet and had to get our other mates name tattood on his arse. My other mates name is Adam Michikakalackis; so I think he's getting off lightly with "Marvin"
Why not spread your cheeks out a bit and get it tattooed just "inside"...that way it'll be neatly hidden and everytime you have a No.2 it will remind you of Marvin's fine delivery...
Unfortunately due to a little known recently passed internet forum law regarding tattoos and bets I'm afraid the deed is legally binding since you stated you'd have it done, so you have to have Marvin tattooed on your arse. It's the law unfortunately. Bad luck.
Why not spread your cheeks out a bit and get it tattooed just "inside"...that way it'll be neatly hidden and everytime you have a No.2 it will remind you of Marvin's fine delivery...
Why not spread your cheeks out a bit and get it tattooed just "inside"...that way it'll be neatly hidden and everytime you have a No.2 it will remind you of Marvin's fine delivery...
Sounds painful. Still, it could be the return of the Red Division...
Why not spread your cheeks out a bit and get it tattooed just "inside"...that way it'll be neatly hidden and everytime you have a No.2 it will remind you of Marvin's fine delivery...
And the fact that despite the fact it can sometimes bring you happiness, it's mostly shit
Part of me would want to see you go through with it. Your story would probably end up on soccer am or something and will all be a laugh.
Once that's over, you would be stuck with some shit on your arse....that you wouldn't be able to wipe away.
My advice is, if your seriously thinking about doing it, DONT get it done. Give yourself a pat on the back for being tempted to be a man of your word etc, but if you feel like you should do something, then donate to Sordells charity.
Go the whole hog and get a picture of him on there mate. I'll even get one of the designers at work to mock up a classy peice: shading and emotion on his face... The lot. I'll even get them to do it for free.
it's Marvin's fault he put you in this position so he should be the one having "G" and then "J" on each arse cheek.
social media him, see if you can meet up in the same parlour, face down next to each other while you're both being inked. you can chat about his hat trick to block out the pain.
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Thank you GJ - the birth of a Charlton legend.
But you can't walk rd with a mans name on your arse
INK INK INK INK INK
I'll pass on the proof of that tattoo...
Still, it could be the return of the Red Division...
Would happen. Ah well.
Think i'll get 'Sordell' on it rather than a geezers name. He might have a sister or something so Sordell would be better
Get it put on and then get it covered if you are going through with it
Remember when it's on it's on it don't come off
Once that's over, you would be stuck with some shit on your arse....that you wouldn't be able to wipe away.
My advice is, if your seriously thinking about doing it, DONT get it done. Give yourself a pat on the back for being tempted to be a man of your word etc, but if you feel like you should do something, then donate to Sordells charity.
Go the whole hog and get a picture of him on there mate. I'll even get one of the designers at work to mock up a classy peice: shading and emotion on his face... The lot. I'll even get them to do it for free.
it's Marvin's fault he put you in this position so he should be the one having "G" and then "J" on each arse cheek.
social media him, see if you can meet up in the same parlour, face down next to each other while you're both being inked. you can chat about his hat trick to block out the pain.