Damn you crap restricted bandwidth portable broadband!!
Jumped onto Google last night when reading this thread and looked for some internet voice recording software. Most required an update of Adobe on my lap top which took a serious age to download by which time I had convinced myself it was perhaps not a good idea for CL to hear my dulcet Sarf London tones...
Unless you've got a pc from, like 1990 you should have sound recorder built in. You shouldn't have to download anything. Just type "sound recorder" into the start menu search, or look in accessories.
Ta. Really didn't know that...
I live to serve.
Had fun with that. Don't think I'll be posting the results on here though...Maybe the farting thread.
when asked where i come from and i say South London its always is that "sarrrrf London" which i always reply thats right. hate hearing my own voice (yes i know many others would agree with that) makes my toes curl. met many big hitters and famous peeps in hotels over the years always thought i should speak posher when chatting to em--would never have lasted ----you are what you are.
AFKA sounds like larry Grason
One really should have a conflagration on Blackheath comprising itinerants and their mobile homes....
Imagine Paulie to sound like Ronnie O'Sullivan for some reason.
Goonerhater to sound like Mike Reid
Ken from Bexley like Simon Callow
Afraid not...... I really should be ken from Charlton, lived and went to school (Sherrington) and lived on the local council estates, so despite a vinner of higher education, when the shit hit's the fan I do tend to swear like Gordon Ramsey, I speak too fast, and too much, some people say I moan a lot......probably true.
From his colourful, descriptive prose I imagine that Viewfinder speaks like Brian Sewell.
A very attractive young Dutch woman stopped me in Rye the other week and asked for directions to anywhere selling fish & chips and ice cream. When I had directed her to the Mermaid Hotel, she told me I have "a posh accent" - and I assured her that was a compliment.
Henry Irving sounds like Woodrow Wyatt - 'The Voice of Reason' - and that's another compliment.
Imagine Paulie to sound like Ronnie O'Sullivan for some reason.
Goonerhater to sound like Mike Reid
Ken from Bexley like Simon Callow
Afraid not...... I really should be ken from Charlton, lived and went to school (Sherrington) and lived on the local council estates, so despite a vinner of higher education, when the shit hit's the fan I do tend to swear like Gordon Ramsey, I speak too fast, and too much, some people say I moan a lot......probably true.
Imagine Paulie to sound like Ronnie O'Sullivan for some reason.
Goonerhater to sound like Mike Reid
Ken from Bexley like Simon Callow
Afraid not...... I really should be ken from Charlton, lived and went to school (Sherrington) and lived on the local council estates, so despite a vinner of higher education, when the shit hit's the fan I do tend to swear like Gordon Ramsey, I speak too fast, and too much, some people say I moan a lot......probably true.
Living in the States I might just as well be an Aussie because that's what everyone thinks. Been over here, on and off, for 32 years and still sound like a good old South London boy.
Folk at work reckon I sound like John Hannah but then again the regulars down my local think I sound like Rab C Nesbitt. Amazing how a good skinful can affect my dulcet tones
Imagine Paulie to sound like Ronnie O'Sullivan for some reason.
Goonerhater to sound like Mike Reid
Ken from Bexley like Simon Callow
Afraid not...... I really should be ken from Charlton, lived and went to school (Sherrington) and lived on the local council estates, so despite a vinner of higher education, when the shit hit's the fan I do tend to swear like Gordon Ramsey, I speak too fast, and too much, some people say I moan a lot......probably true.
Ken from Rantville
Buy does he have a proper BBC accent?
(Sorry Ken)
Personally, I think it is the company I keep these day's?......
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Goonerhater to sound like Mike Reid
Ken from Bexley like Simon Callow
(Mind you I had to look that one up !)
Bit concerned that SHG had to ask that question as we have met.....
Henry Irving sounds like Woodrow Wyatt - 'The Voice of Reason' - and that's another compliment.
(Sorry Ken)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dqPKar3vWz
I can confirm that her voice is melliflous.
Like an opera singer with her mouth 2 inches from your ear is mellifluous.
I haven't been the same man since and still flinch at loud noises.
EDIT. I forgot to mention I was about 10 rows in front.
Amazing how a good skinful can affect my dulcet tones
I am known for my traumatising (?) volume, Wmt & have rendered many an Addick stone deaf....
If you let me know where you'll be sitting tomorrow, I'll do my best to give you a wide berth ( in the nicest possible way!)