Funny things that kids say!

sadiejane1981

Today;

" Mummy Ashleigh made me do it...mummy she did...MUMMY...you believe in God so why don't you believe in me?"

Last week;

"When I grow up I want to be a frog! "
"Why a frog? Why not a doctor or a lawyer?"
"I don't like doctors or lawyers but I like frogs, and greens your favourite colour so I think you'll like me being a frog"

A couple of months ago;

"I keep seeing people wearing t-shirts with "just do it" written on it...just do what?"

This was all my 6 year old, kids really say the funniest things and can seriously cheer you up when you need it. Anyone else have little comedians that brighten your day?

DaveMehmet

My 5 year old asked my wife in bluewater why ladies have hair on their lady bits. After my wife had explained she told her that when she grows up she hopes her bits are not too hairy and that she wants medium boobies not big ones like mummy.

Kiely#1

My 7 year old..... " But that totally goes against the Lords of Physics" ..... quite where he heard about physics I don't know.

CAFCsayer

DaveMehmet said:

not big ones like mummy.

Where's the wouldya!?

aliwibble

Kiely#1 does he watch Dr Who by any chance?

McBobbin

I was told I had a baby in my tummy by my three year old this evening

stonemuse

sadiejane1981 said:

"When I grow up I want to be a frog! "
"Why a frog? Why not a doctor or a lawyer?"
"I don't like doctors or lawyers but I like frogs, and greens your favourite colour so I think you'll like me being a frog"

Love it

newyorkaddick

My 5-year old thinks dead people go to Devon.

Swisdom

My 5 year old said this a few months ago. Something along the lines of

"When I grow up I want 2 babies. A little boy and a little girl. But I wanted to be pink I don't want one of those brown ones"

carly burn

In conversation with my three year old son yesterday, he informed that he was actually born at his nans. In the spare room of all places. Oh and mummy wasn't actually there as she was shopping at Asdas!
He just came out of one of the cupboards apparently. :-)

McBobbin

A man pulled up on his bike and started swearing profusely and aggressively into his phone. 3 year old, loudly: "what is that horrible man doing?"

AFKABartram

newyorkaddick said:

My 5-year old thinks dead people go to Devon.

That's proper made me laugh

creepyaddick

I like that advert on telly for the toilet paper, it feels like gold pants!

Nicholas

Strange this thread should come up today.

My 3 year old said "Hello Misses" to his pre school teacher today as well as saying to her "you have your Sunday head on". God knows where he got those random sayings from.

oohaahmortimer

My 4 year old said ' daddy your car is an LBW ' ......... i'm a prick who drives a BMW

Rob

Walking around Hever castle years ago and we remarked on a chair dated around 1650. My then 8 year old son piped up "16 pounds fifty. Cor, that's a lot".

creepyaddick

I still rib my youngest whose ten now about when she was little was never allowed to say square words

MrOneLung

newyorkaddick said:

My 5-year old thinks dead people go to Devon.

Started reading the thread and was gonna put same thing with my three year old. When went to Devon a month or so ago to stay with wife's uncle and aunt he asked if they were dead like grandad Geoff and Rosie the dog as they had gone to Devon.

When my little sister was younger saw an oil patch shining in the road and she was sad as thought it was a dead rainbow.

GretnaGreenAddick

My 4 year old Nephew has picked up the phrase Silly Sod so my brother was telling me they have been trying to get him to say Silly Sausage instead, all going well until he runs up to me and says Uncle Ben your a Silly Sausage............long pause, he then grins and says I Must Not Say Silly Sod, that was followed by me laughing for well over a minute as my sister in law glares daggers at me.

Good Times.

Athletico Charlton

My 19 month old was walking on his tip toes the other day, he is at an age he is repeating stuff back so I said, "why are you being a ballerina", he looked at me quizzically and said back "daddy's wiener". Made me laugh anyway.

dizzee

When I grow up I'm going to support Charlton.

Plaaayer

Walking through Greenwich Park a few weeks ago and saw 2 men getting 'friendly' on a bench. My 4 year old turned to us, clearly shocked and says at the top of his voice 'Daddy, those men shouldn't be kissing, men shake hands with other men, we only kiss girls'.

MrOneLung

This morning as I was towelling myself dry after my shower, my boy asked what those big things are behind my willy.

Before I could answer he then said ' I think it must be where your food goes once you have eaten it'

AFKABartram

MrOneLung said:

This morning as I was towelling myself dry after my shower, my boy asked what those big things are behind my willy.

Before I could answer he then said ' I think it must be where your food goes once you have eaten it'

He didn't say big, did he ?

Its_Hamer_Time

My 4 year old son has started asking about babies, and where they come from..... I told him they grow in their mummies belly, so his response was. 'Did you put me there with your magic wand?' I just burst out laughing, and the only response I could come back with, 'something like that, yes'

He also has picked up the habit of saying 'Take it easy pal' when someone is leaving the house.

AFKABartram

Its_Hamer_Time said:

He also has picked up the habit of saying 'Take it easy pal' when someone is leaving the house.

One of mine has taken to saying 'have a safe journey' when people leave the house

RedMist

newyorkaddick said:

My 5-year old thinks dead people go to Devon.

Living down here I can vouch for that!

When talking to a female friend of mine, my 4 year old said to her "you've got big juicy boobies, daddy loves big boobies!"

DaveMehmet

MrOneLung said:

This morning as I was towelling myself dry after my shower, my boy asked what those big things are behind my willy.

Before I could answer he then said ' I think it must be where your food goes once you have eaten it'

Last year mine came in while I was in the bath and asked me "what are those things next to your willy that look like a bottom"

AFKABartram

RedMist said:

newyorkaddick said:

My 5-year old thinks dead people go to Devon.

When talking to a female friend of mine, my 4 year old said to her "you've got big juicy boobies, daddy loves big boobies!"

Bless Little Jim...

Addicted

Niece was being taught by her mum about sharing:

"Some kids in the world dont have toys. Would you share your toys with someone who doesn't have anything"

"No, these are all my toys"

"But if you have lots and they dont have any, what will they play with?"

Little 3 year old nephew pipes up from nowhere - "They can play hide and seek"

RedMist

AFKABartram said:

RedMist said:

newyorkaddick said:

My 5-year old thinks dead people go to Devon.

When talking to a female friend of mine, my 4 year old said to her "you've got big juicy boobies, daddy loves big boobies!"

Bless Little Jim...

Little Elle! who at the moment has a breast fixation, keeps squeezing them whenever she gets the chance, I've noticed she has started to incorporate it into a greeting hug...



Might give it a go.