My almost seven year old Son has a bit of a speech delay, and got a feeling he's autistic.
The former is definitely coming along leaps and its great being able to understand him now - Although bit awkward in the funny sense last night walking home from school, as this bloke walks past us and my Son turns me and goes:
Whenever we're at the in-laws, my MIL always insists the kids have a snack for the drive home 'in case of emergency'. One day, as we're driving back home along the M2, the car in front of me braked rather rapidly and I did the same. Not quite a proper emergency stop but a lot more rapid deceleration than normal. My daughter, who was 7 at the time, pipes up from the back "Should I eat my emergency banana now?".
My almost seven year old Son has a bit of a speech delay, and got a feeling he's autistic.
The former is definitely coming along leaps and its great being able to understand him now - Although bit awkward in the funny sense last night walking home from school, as this bloke walks past us and my Son turns me and goes:
"OH MY GOD, he's got a big belly"
Did he follow up with 'you fat bastard' and 'who ate all the pies'?
My son is in Reception and we live in Yorkshire. His school books have come home this week and he wrote this ahead of May half-term (and the playoff final). Love the phonetic spelling. I may need to tone down my Thames Estuary accent for him.
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Daughter: 7
Father in law: 70?
Daughter: No, 7 without the ‘T’
The former is definitely coming along leaps and its great being able to understand him now - Although bit awkward in the funny sense last night walking home from school, as this bloke walks past us and my Son turns me and goes:
"OH MY GOD, he's got a big belly"
Wanted the ground to open up when asked why the girls were dressed up as black ghosts.
Me: Shall we stay for the 200m?
Her: No, it's going to be just like the 1000m, just shorter.