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Funny things that kids say!

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  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,363
    Father in law: how old will you be?
    Daughter: 7
    Father in law: 70?
    Daughter: No, 7 without the ‘T’
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    My almost seven year old Son has a bit of a speech delay, and got a feeling he's autistic.

    The former is definitely coming along leaps and its great being able to understand him now - Although bit awkward in the funny sense last night walking home from school, as this bloke walks past us and my Son turns me and goes:

    "OH MY GOD, he's got a big belly"
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Whenever we're at the in-laws, my MIL always insists the kids have a snack for the drive home 'in case of emergency'. One day, as we're driving back home along the M2, the car in front of me braked rather rapidly and I did the same. Not quite a proper emergency stop but a lot more rapid deceleration than normal. My daughter, who was 7 at the time, pipes up from the back "Should I eat my emergency banana now?". 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,216
    ForeverAddickted said:
    My almost seven year old Son has a bit of a speech delay, and got a feeling he's autistic.

    The former is definitely coming along leaps and its great being able to understand him now - Although bit awkward in the funny sense last night walking home from school, as this bloke walks past us and my Son turns me and goes:

    "OH MY GOD, he's got a big belly"
    Did he follow up with 'you fat bastard' and 'who ate all the pies'?
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    Stood in a queue at motorway services with daughter (who turns 3 next month) behind a group of girls in their niqabs...

    Wanted the ground to open up when asked why the girls were dressed up as black ghosts.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,740
    edited July 16
    Men's 1000m at a National Athletics championship where I live in France 

    Just before this event started I told my 10 year old daughter that the song she liked was Dua Lipa. Our conversation was:

    Me: See, all that musical information is in my head.
    Her: You're not as intelligent as Frankenstein 
    Me: Frankenstein? He wasn't even human.
    Her: Not him, the other one, stein something 
    Me: Einstein?
    Her: Yeah, that's the one 

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  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,740
    And then:

    Me: Shall we stay for the 200m?

    Her: No, it's going to be just like the 1000m, just shorter.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    jimmymelrose said:
    Men's 1000m at a National Athletics championship where I live in France 

    Just before this event started I told my 10 year old daughter that the song she liked was Dua Lipa. Our conversation was:

    Me: See, all that musical information is in my head.
    Her: You're not as intelligent as Frankenstein 
    Me: Frankenstein? He wasn't even human.
    Her: Frankenstein was human. That was the name of the scientist. 
    You are thinking of Frankenstein’s monster 



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  • Gillis
    Gillis Posts: 998
    MrOneLung said:
    jimmymelrose said:
    Men's 1000m at a National Athletics championship where I live in France 

    Just before this event started I told my 10 year old daughter that the song she liked was Dua Lipa. Our conversation was:

    Me: See, all that musical information is in my head.
    Her: You're not as intelligent as Frankenstein 
    Me: Frankenstein? He wasn't even human.
    Her: Frankenstein was human. That was the name of the scientist. 
    You are thinking of Frankenstein’s monster 



    😆😆😆


  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    My son is in Reception and we live in Yorkshire. His school books have come home this week and he wrote this ahead of May half-term (and the playoff final). Love the phonetic spelling. I may need to tone down my Thames Estuary accent for him. 

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