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Funny things that kids say!

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  • Father in law: how old will you be?
    Daughter: 7
    Father in law: 70?
    Daughter: No, 7 without the ‘T’
  • My almost seven year old Son has a bit of a speech delay, and got a feeling he's autistic.

    The former is definitely coming along leaps and its great being able to understand him now - Although bit awkward in the funny sense last night walking home from school, as this bloke walks past us and my Son turns me and goes:

    "OH MY GOD, he's got a big belly"
  • My almost seven year old Son has a bit of a speech delay, and got a feeling he's autistic.

    The former is definitely coming along leaps and its great being able to understand him now - Although bit awkward in the funny sense last night walking home from school, as this bloke walks past us and my Son turns me and goes:

    "OH MY GOD, he's got a big belly"
    Did he follow up with 'you fat bastard' and 'who ate all the pies'?
  • Stood in a queue at motorway services with daughter (who turns 3 next month) behind a group of girls in their niqabs...

    Wanted the ground to open up when asked why the girls were dressed up as black ghosts.
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