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Amy Childs

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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,477
    I know some men like stupid women but my farts have my intellect than her.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,786
    edited October 2014
    cfgs said:

    I know some men like stupid women but my farts have my intellect than her.

    Lol. Irony alert.
    Do your farts have the ability to use punctuation and proofread?
    :-)
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,477
    lordromford said:

    cfgs said:

    I know some men like stupid women but my farts have my intellect than her.

    Lol. Irony alert.
    Do your farts have the ability to use punctuation and proofread?
    :-)
    Nope and neither do I obviously. :(

  • Charlton_Road_James
    Charlton_Road_James Posts: 335
    Without a doubt I would smash her back doors in
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,658
    Charlton Road James said:

    Without a doubt I would smash her back doors in

    Thanks for sharing that.

  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    LenGlover said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    LenGlover said:

    Her car and number plate are worth more than my house.

    Her number plate alone is worth nearly as much as my daughter paid for her flat.

    Where on earth do you lot live?

    Mortgages must be a piece of piss to get where you are for those values.
    Kent.

    One and two bed flats can be bought for around the £100k mark and 3 bed houses still available under £200k.
    I probably couldn't even afford to rent Amy Childs' number plate
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    I just realised what I've written above makes no sense
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    You mean real plastic as opposed to that artificial plastic?
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,056
    cabbles said:

    I just realised what I've written above makes no sense

    You're on Charlton Life! Why is this bothering you?? ;-)

    As for the picture of Ms Child's...

    image

    ...that must have been some accident for the Range Rover's airbags to have attached themselves to her like that!!!!!
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,786
    edited October 2014
    http://6g6.eu/sih0-pinkie-pie-badum-tish.gif

    :-)
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  • Charlton_Road_James
    Charlton_Road_James Posts: 335
    SantaClaus said:

    Charlton Road James said:

    Without a doubt I would smash her back doors in

    Thanks for sharing that.

    No problem loser
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,786
    Charlton Road James said:

    SantaClaus said:

    Charlton Road James said:

    Without a doubt I would smash her back doors in

    Thanks for sharing that.

    No problem loser
    Lol. Someone's not getting any presents this year. :-)
  • PaulCAFC
    PaulCAFC Posts: 857
    JohnBoyUK said:

    How the hell did she manage to roll a Range Rover FFS?

    I know the road where this happened - it's totally straight and 30mph speed limit............ she took out pedestrian pelican lights and a lamp post FFS! She is a proper airhead.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,658
    Charlton Road James said:

    SantaClaus said:

    Charlton Road James said:

    Without a doubt I would smash her back doors in

    Thanks for sharing that.

    No problem loser
    Good one. Make sure you get your homework done tonight.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,435
    I'm not sure there's a facepalm big enough for this:

    digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a609284/amy-childs-mistakes-ebola-for-an-up-and-coming-band.html#~oVjkRL2UJkyCCT
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,355
    Young Amy might well play the role of a soppy tart .. but she's worf fahsands and has a great pair of tits, BUT .. are they plastic ?
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    Still wouldn't
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,355
    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

    awww .. don't tell her though .. she'd be heartbroken to find out
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

    So if she was standing at your door and said colthe3rd( sorry dont know your name) I want you, take me right now. You would say no and shut the door
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,325
    paulie8290 said:

    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

    So if she was standing at your door and said colthe3rd( sorry dont know your name) I want you, take me right now. You would say no and shut the door
    Nope... It would be: Sorry have been on the phone to EA Sports for the last 40mins so I aint hanging up now!!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    paulie8290 said:

    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

    So if she was standing at your door and said colthe3rd( sorry dont know your name) I want you, take me right now. You would say no and shut the door
    "Hold on love, just gotta ring me nan for an answer....."
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,013
    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

    You are making a very good attempt to be top troll.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,736
    "Where did you get those highlights done??" ...
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,115
    edited November 2014
    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    Covered End said:

    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

    You are making a very good attempt to be top troll.
    Not trolling.
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    paulie8290 said:

    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

    So if she was standing at your door and said colthe3rd( sorry dont know your name) I want you, take me right now. You would say no and shut the door
    First I'd ask, "how the fuck did you get my address?" then after that I'd slam the door in her chav face.
    ValleyGary said:

    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

    image
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,013
    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    edited November 2014
    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
  • red_murph
    red_murph Posts: 2,460
    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    Possibly the best post on CL ever.

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