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Amy Childs

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    paulie8290 said:

    colthe3rd said:

    Still wouldn't

    So if she was standing at your door and said colthe3rd( sorry dont know your name) I want you, take me right now. You would say no and shut the door
    Sorry love not tonight, my nans just about to start my blue rinse.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Ball gag should do the job
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    image
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,115
    edited November 2014
    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Oh, I see, he meant treat her like a whore but you don't even have to pay her.
    Call me sentimental, but no woman deserves to be treated like that...

    Edit: on reflection I realise when I was a lot younger, I effectively did just that. Hypocrite.
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    LenGlover said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    LenGlover said:

    Her car and number plate are worth more than my house.

    Her number plate alone is worth nearly as much as my daughter paid for her flat.

    Where on earth do you lot live?

    Mortgages must be a piece of piss to get where you are for those values.
    Kent.

    One and two bed flats can be bought for around the £100k mark and 3 bed houses still available under £200k.
    My 3 bed 1900 detatched is worth around £100k. 3-bed Semi's £80k, 3-bed Terraces £55-65k. 5 minutes from M1 and where the proposed HS train station is supposed to be sited.

    As for Miss Childs, i'm a respectable married man and women of this calibre have never crossed my mind!

    ;)
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    I'd give it a go. Not saying I would last that long of course, in fact I think she would probably kill me but, I have a puncture repair kit and ear plugs so...
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,414
    Anyone saying they wouldn't is lying.

    And don't give me that 'im married' riff-raff
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    I already have
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    This gaff always weirds me out, but that's what I love about it.

    And I can totally understand why some people wouldn't 'want too' but if presented with the chance (if you was a single straight man) then we all know you would.

    I've got a funny feeling she probably doesn't go for Charlton forum geeks, so I think we are all safe anyway.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,355
    ValleyGary said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    This gaff always weirds me out, but that's what I love about it.

    And I can totally understand why some people wouldn't 'want too' but if presented with the chance (if you was a single straight man) then we all know you would.

    I've got a funny feeling she probably doesn't go for Charlton forum geeks, so I think we are all safe anyway.
    speak for yourself ((:>)
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  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    The Prince-e-Paul said:

    LenGlover said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    LenGlover said:

    Her car and number plate are worth more than my house.

    Her number plate alone is worth nearly as much as my daughter paid for her flat.

    Where on earth do you lot live?

    Mortgages must be a piece of piss to get where you are for those values.
    Kent.

    One and two bed flats can be bought for around the £100k mark and 3 bed houses still available under £200k.
    My 3 bed 1900 detatched is worth around £100k. 3-bed Semi's £80k, 3-bed Terraces £55-65k. 5 minutes from M1 and where the proposed HS train station is supposed to be sited.

    As for Miss Childs, i'm a respectable married man and women of this calibre have never crossed my mind!

    ;)
    Is HS2 going to Outer Mongolia?
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    But why would you spend the night with her then?

    I can't go out for dinner without talking.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,039
    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?

    This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Saw her in a make-under shoot in one of Mrs AUN's glossies and she actually looked half-decent. Would have to gaffer tape her bloated lips though.
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,809
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  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Yep Rothko, definitely prefer the version on the right. But there are a lot of sheep in North Yorkshire ;-)
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,955
    red_murph said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    Possibly the best post on CL ever.
    Nah, this was this one once about a bloke asking his Nan whether to get highlights.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    This is like having a debate as to whether Chelsea are better than Charlton. We all know the answer, just don't want to admit it.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    se9addick said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?

    This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
    Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant

    and for the record I am far from a virgin
  • Bolderhumphreyreid
    Bolderhumphreyreid Posts: 2,553
    paulie8290 said:

    se9addick said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?

    This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
    Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant

    and for the record I am far from a virgin
    Don Juan De Paulie.
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    paulie8290 said:

    se9addick said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?

    This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
    Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant

    and for the record I am far from a virgin
    Whats your score Paulie?
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,491
    paulie8290 said:

    se9addick said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?

    This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
    Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant

    and for the record I am far from a virgin
    She might get closer if you talk to her.
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    cafcnick1992 said:

    Anyone saying they wouldn't is lying.

    And don't give me that 'im married' riff-raff

    Not married but I have standards, admittedly they aren't very high but higher than her. You lot need to take a long hard look at yourselves. Absolute disgrace.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    edited November 2014
    colthe3rd said:

    cafcnick1992 said:

    Anyone saying they wouldn't is lying.

    And don't give me that 'im married' riff-raff

    Not married but I have standards, admittedly they aren't very high but higher than her. You lot need to take a long hard look at yourselves. Absolute disgrace.
    I think Paulie is taken a long hard look at himself at this very moment Col...

    Smiley thingy of course
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    paulie8290 said:

    se9addick said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?

    This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
    Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant

    and for the record I am far from a virgin
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    these days mate most people are "far from a virgin"
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,196
    paulie8290 said:

    se9addick said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?

    This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
    Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant

    and for the record I am far from a virgin
    You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.
    Well done anyway.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    Goonerhater said:

    these days mate most people are "far from a virgin"

    specially in Woolwich.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    edited November 2014
    Uboat said:

    paulie8290 said:

    se9addick said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Covered End said:

    Redskin said:

    VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.

    Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?

    I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.

    He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
    Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.

    I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
    So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?

    This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
    Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant

    and for the record I am far from a virgin
    You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.
    Well done anyway.
    when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago

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