Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Oh, I see, he meant treat her like a whore but you don't even have to pay her. Call me sentimental, but no woman deserves to be treated like that...
Edit: on reflection I realise when I was a lot younger, I effectively did just that. Hypocrite.
Her car and number plate are worth more than my house.
Her number plate alone is worth nearly as much as my daughter paid for her flat.
Where on earth do you lot live?
Mortgages must be a piece of piss to get where you are for those values.
Kent.
One and two bed flats can be bought for around the £100k mark and 3 bed houses still available under £200k.
My 3 bed 1900 detatched is worth around £100k. 3-bed Semi's £80k, 3-bed Terraces £55-65k. 5 minutes from M1 and where the proposed HS train station is supposed to be sited.
As for Miss Childs, i'm a respectable married man and women of this calibre have never crossed my mind!
I'd give it a go. Not saying I would last that long of course, in fact I think she would probably kill me but, I have a puncture repair kit and ear plugs so...
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
This gaff always weirds me out, but that's what I love about it.
And I can totally understand why some people wouldn't 'want too' but if presented with the chance (if you was a single straight man) then we all know you would.
I've got a funny feeling she probably doesn't go for Charlton forum geeks, so I think we are all safe anyway.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
This gaff always weirds me out, but that's what I love about it.
And I can totally understand why some people wouldn't 'want too' but if presented with the chance (if you was a single straight man) then we all know you would.
I've got a funny feeling she probably doesn't go for Charlton forum geeks, so I think we are all safe anyway.
Her car and number plate are worth more than my house.
Her number plate alone is worth nearly as much as my daughter paid for her flat.
Where on earth do you lot live?
Mortgages must be a piece of piss to get where you are for those values.
Kent.
One and two bed flats can be bought for around the £100k mark and 3 bed houses still available under £200k.
My 3 bed 1900 detatched is worth around £100k. 3-bed Semi's £80k, 3-bed Terraces £55-65k. 5 minutes from M1 and where the proposed HS train station is supposed to be sited.
As for Miss Childs, i'm a respectable married man and women of this calibre have never crossed my mind!
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
Possibly the best post on CL ever.
Nah, this was this one once about a bloke asking his Nan whether to get highlights.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
Not married but I have standards, admittedly they aren't very high but higher than her. You lot need to take a long hard look at yourselves. Absolute disgrace.
Not married but I have standards, admittedly they aren't very high but higher than her. You lot need to take a long hard look at yourselves. Absolute disgrace.
I think Paulie is taken a long hard look at himself at this very moment Col...
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
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Call me sentimental, but no woman deserves to be treated like that...
Edit: on reflection I realise when I was a lot younger, I effectively did just that. Hypocrite.
As for Miss Childs, i'm a respectable married man and women of this calibre have never crossed my mind!
And don't give me that 'im married' riff-raff
And I can totally understand why some people wouldn't 'want too' but if presented with the chance (if you was a single straight man) then we all know you would.
I've got a funny feeling she probably doesn't go for Charlton forum geeks, so I think we are all safe anyway.
I can't go out for dinner without talking.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
longhard look at himself at this very moment Col...Smiley thingy of course
Well done anyway.