My Next attempt I'll save until the New year, Going to New York first week in January so perhaps I can do some International Sharking in the Clubs over there & see how I get on & will obviously resurrect this Thread then.
[cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Well I have just had my E-mail response this morning. I won't type it word for word but basically it just said that she was Shocked & Surprised by the invite. She is flattered & although we get on really well yadda yadda she wants to keep the friendship work based. She also said she hopes things will not be awkward in future.
yep, a lesbian. Just caught up on this thread. Read all 307 posts and gave me a good laugh during lunch. Thanks Ketters !!
New york in 4 months time is all well and good but in the meantime; get yourself down to Venue on a Saturday night mate. If it's good enough for Franny Jeffers then I'm sure there's someone for everyone there.....
View it as like going to a lobster pool in a restaurant: "I quite like that 1 but on reflection it's a bit too big/small/hairy/smelly/painful looking for me"
have to admit I fast fwd'd this thread as I found it late and didn't realise it was Ketters love life, shame as I could've helped you hatch a plan to win her (and without using rohypnol)...
bad luck on the knock back tho, now which page was the text of your email on?
I must admit i've loved this thread. Well done on giving it a go mate, i would still like more details on the stalker bird with 3 kids. I wonder if she is still single...
[cite]Posted By: KBslittlesis[/cite].Now, in true Blind Date styleee, Wilma is still single isn't she? She's a lovely girl and a Charlton one at that.........come on guys ;-)
Hold up, this comment seems to have been over looked.
Wilma has to introduce herself, likes and dislikes, appearance etc then all the single blokes have to woooo her. Could be interesting.....
[cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Dear Ali,
I'm not as young as I used to be, but the engine is still a decent runner.
I've also noticed that most attractive women are, how shall we say, erm ..... a bit younger than me. How do I find a woman with the brains, maturity and experience of a 45 year old, but with the body of a 25 year old?
Please help.
Yours sincerely,
Confused of Cornwall.
Coming to this late due to a week or so away, but feel this cry from the heart deserves a response.
Dear Confused of Cornwall,
I'm delighted to tell you that this problem is trivial to resolve - if you happen to be living in a Steve Martin film. You could either go down the "Man With Two Brains" route, and physically transplant the brain of a mature and experienced 45 year old into the body of an attractive 25 year old, or the less messy approach of "All of Me", whereby you get a Swami to transfer the 45 year old's consciousness into the 25 year old.
Sadly, if you aren't living in a Steve Martin film (which I suspect is pretty likely) then the approaches outlined above are likely to result in a long custodial sentence or getting ripped off by a phony Swami. Personally, I'd suggest compromising on 35 year olds - you've got way more chance than with a 25 year old, they have a good degree of life experience and maturity, while the ravages of time have yet to take their toll in most cases.
Best of luck,
Auntie Ali NB "Auntie Ali" does not claim to be a qualified counsellor / psychologist / anything else, and s/he and Charlton Life are not liable for any adverse effects resulting from following advice given in this comment
I don't know how the hell I've missed this thread up until now but half hour of reading has been brilliant! Ketters well done mate, took a lot of bottle that so hats off. Now as for a solution, I'm preparing your profile for Sarah Beeney right right now!
[cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]I don't know how the hell I've missed this thread up until now but half hour of reading has been brilliant! Ketters well done mate, took a lot of bottle that so hats off. Now as for a solution, I'm preparing your profile for Sarah Beeney right right now!
[quote][cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]I don't know how the hell I've missed this thread up until now but half hour of reading has been brilliant! Ketters well done mate, took a lot of bottle that so hats off. Now as for a solution, I'm preparing your profile for Sarah Beeney right right now![/quote]
just what I was about to type, fair play Ketman....nothing ventured nothing gained, life is too short and it doesn't seem to have dented the 'friendship'
....just wait for the office christmas party now !
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That'll be 4 months without sex. How on earth will you manage, mate........?
Can you get a section 27 at work?
The rules of the game.
Women will fall at your feet.... FACT
yep, a lesbian. Just caught up on this thread. Read all 307 posts and gave me a good laugh during lunch. Thanks Ketters !!
View it as like going to a lobster pool in a restaurant: "I quite like that 1 but on reflection it's a bit too big/small/hairy/smelly/painful looking for me"
well done
best of luck with future endeavours bud
bad luck on the knock back tho, now which page was the text of your email on?
Genius quotes :-)
Not just for asking her but for posting it on here... BEST THREAD EVER!
Best of luck in the tea room.
Must admit, this is the quote of the thread for me...Mr Luvva Luvva...
I wouldn't waste anymore time on her tbh.
Now, in true Blind Date styleee, Wilma is still single isn't she? She's a lovely girl and a Charlton one at that.........come on guys ;-)
You have no idea how well this works ;-)
Bad luck kets, you win some you lose some.
Next move is to find out if she has any sisters, one of them might be interested, surely?
Well, according to AFKA she has lots of "sisters" but I think that is just his perverted mind working overtime.
and lesbians again, he cant be going for two lesbians in a week
Hold up, this comment seems to have been over looked.
Wilma has to introduce herself, likes and dislikes, appearance etc then all the single blokes have to woooo her. Could be interesting.....
Coming to this late due to a week or so away, but feel this cry from the heart deserves a response.
Dear Confused of Cornwall,
I'm delighted to tell you that this problem is trivial to resolve - if you happen to be living in a Steve Martin film. You could either go down the "Man With Two Brains" route, and physically transplant the brain of a mature and experienced 45 year old into the body of an attractive 25 year old, or the less messy approach of "All of Me", whereby you get a Swami to transfer the 45 year old's consciousness into the 25 year old.
Sadly, if you aren't living in a Steve Martin film (which I suspect is pretty likely) then the approaches outlined above are likely to result in a long custodial sentence or getting ripped off by a phony Swami. Personally, I'd suggest compromising on 35 year olds - you've got way more chance than with a 25 year old, they have a good degree of life experience and maturity, while the ravages of time have yet to take their toll in most cases.
Best of luck,
Auntie Ali
NB "Auntie Ali" does not claim to be a qualified counsellor / psychologist / anything else, and s/he and Charlton Life are not liable for any adverse effects resulting from following advice given in this comment
Are you my sponsor then :-)
just what I was about to type, fair play Ketman....nothing ventured nothing gained, life is too short and it doesn't seem to have dented the 'friendship'
....just wait for the office christmas party now !