My wife just said that she didn’t think she was dressed properly for a football match. My comment that “she fucking looks ok to me” didn’t go down too well.
The side street where I park my car in the morning has these four bays at the bottom of the road, always occupied which means I cant park on the yellow lines down there from 8am - 6:30pm
Means I have to park further up the road yet the yellow lines stipulate that one side of the road is 11am till noon, the other side of the road is from 1pm - 2pm, means I park that side of the road until 12, and then go back to the car @ lunch to move it to the other side of the road and so avoid getting a parking ticket
Been doing that for three months yet this morning. one of the four bays was empty... Means I dont have to move the car at lunch, means I dont have to walk up a pretty steep hill twice, means I've half the walking distance back to the car @ 5pm
After hearing rumours for a few days that there would be no public holidays here in Dubai for eid this year, finally getting official notice that we’ve got a four day weekend for eid this weekend. Off Thursday through to Sunday. Get. In.
After hearing rumours for a few days that there would be no public holidays here in Dubai for eid this year, finally getting official notice that we’ve got a four day weekend for eid this weekend. Off Thursday through to Sunday. Get. In.
After hearing rumours for a few days that there would be no public holidays here in Dubai for eid this year, finally getting official notice that we’ve got a four day weekend for eid this weekend. Off Thursday through to Sunday. Get. In.
You get a holiday for East India Dock ?
I thought it was for Evaluating an Interuterine Device.
Having booked Monday off a long time ago assuming my poor fat knees will need some bed time to recover from the London-Brighton and realising it’s England’s first World Cup game too....that’ll do
Got home from work nice and early, tidied and cleaned the house. My fat arse is now ensconced on the sofa watching the WC with a cold beer while my wife is cooking one of her wicked chicken balti curries in the kitchen.
Got home from work nice and early, tidied and cleaned the house. My fat arse is now ensconced on the sofa watching the WC with a cold beer while my wife is cooking one of her wicked chicken balti curries in the kitchen.
Hang on, the mans man of Charlton Life tidying & cleaning....... I’ve been wrong about you Sir
Got home from work nice and early, tidied and cleaned the house. My fat arse is now ensconced on the sofa watching the WC with a cold beer while my wife is cooking one of her wicked chicken balti curries in the kitchen.
Hang on, the mans man of Charlton Life tidying & cleaning....... I’ve been wrong about you Sir
He picked up a pair of his underpants from the bathroom floor and put them in the washing basket. Following that he blew some dust off the top of his beer can before cracking it open in front of the football...
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Means I have to park further up the road yet the yellow lines stipulate that one side of the road is 11am till noon, the other side of the road is from 1pm - 2pm, means I park that side of the road until 12, and then go back to the car @ lunch to move it to the other side of the road and so avoid getting a parking ticket
Been doing that for three months yet this morning. one of the four bays was empty... Means I dont have to move the car at lunch, means I dont have to walk up a pretty steep hill twice, means I've half the walking distance back to the car @ 5pm
Off Thursday through to Sunday.
Get. In.
Six months ago I was struggling to fit into a 38" waist
I've never seen a labrador laugh as this ladies one did!!
Bloody cheek.
Always wanted an i7 Processor from the start, finally got one today - Put it in my computer and god does it speed everything up... Love it!!!
A welcome request.