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  • T.C.E said:

    T.C.E said:

    T.C.E said:

    Why my scales give me my best weight loss the day after my sunday weigh in and then tell me Ive put it back on again. Do they really hate me that much?
    Signed
    Anorexic of Minster

    Where did it go so wrong?image
    When soggy biscuit goes wrong.
    Not even sure that's worth a lol.
    He's over on the pancake thread now trying to get laugh's. ;)
  • Why some cars don't have a rear wiper.
  • Talal said:

    Why some cars don't have a rear wiper.

    They're called convertibles.
  • Fans who cheer when a goal goes in after a flag has clearly been raised. I remember doing it as a kid as you were a bit slow on the uptake and didn't know to watch the officials etc but how do so many adults still do it? On Saturday Bauer (?) put the ball in the net a good few seconds after the whistle had gone yet hundreds of people jumped up and cheered.
  • JaShea99 said:

    Fans who cheer when a goal goes in after a flag has clearly been raised. I remember doing it as a kid as you were a bit slow on the uptake and didn't know to watch the officials etc but how do so many adults still do it? On Saturday Bauer (?) put the ball in the net a good few seconds after the whistle had gone yet hundreds of people jumped up and cheered.

    They're just practising in case we ever score a real goal
  • Confused as to why my Mrs weren't happy with the dozen red roses I got her for Moonpig Day

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    No, she doesn't look very happy.
  • Private numberplates.

    Without exception, their owners immediately peg themselves as a dickhead.

    Pop down and tell them. ;)image
  • Private numberplates.

    Without exception, their owners immediately peg themselves as a dickhead.

    Ahem.
  • Why my Mrs needs the tv so loud?

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  • Why people come to Portugal and buy CDs from a South American using a Greek instrument to play tunes written by a Swedish band?
  • Private numberplates.

    Without exception, their owners immediately peg themselves as a dickhead.

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    Poor Pope with his Vatican City 1 plates...
  • Why people come to Portugal and buy CDs from a South American using a Greek instrument to play tunes written by a Swedish band?

    Multicultural appreciation?
  • Although if said Swedish band is ABBA, the purchaser in question is obviously an idiot.
  • Not sure if this story has reached the UK yet, but how can some horrible fucker gain entry to a French zoo at night, shoot a white rhino and saw its horns off without being detected?
  • Not sure if this story has reached the UK yet, but how can some horrible fucker gain entry to a French zoo at night, shoot a white rhino and saw its horns off without being detected?

    It has.

    Shocking, brazen and disgusting.
  • Why people come to Portugal and buy CDs from a South American using a Greek instrument to play tunes written by a Swedish band?

    Remainers Algarve. All of them !!!
  • Being unsure of Internet name etiquette practices.

    Should you always use the 'handle' of the person and is it a faux pas to use their real first names (especially if you don't actually know them in reality but even if you do).

    For instance I know Algarve's real name but I have never met him. If I called him by his name is that considered rude? or what about if I called NorthStandSteve just Steve? Is the fact his name is in his handle (I presume) does that mean it is acceptable to drop it into the conversation?

    Confused of Lungshire.



  • MrOneLung said:

    Being unsure of Internet name etiquette practices.

    Should you always use the 'handle' of the person and is it a faux pas to use their real first names (especially if you don't actually know them in reality but even if you do).

    For instance I know Algarve's real name but I have never met him. If I called him by his name is that considered rude? or what about if I called NorthStandSteve just Steve? Is the fact his name is in his handle (I presume) does that mean it is acceptable to drop it into the conversation?

    Confused of Lungshire.



    If it helps, I'm not going under this lot, so you can definitely just call me Neil.
  • Although if said Swedish band is ABBA, the purchaser in question is obviously an idiot.

    Of course it's Abba, hardly likely to be The Hives Neil... :smiley:
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  • edited March 2017
    MrOneLung said:

    Why people come to Portugal and buy CDs from a South American using a Greek instrument to play tunes written by a Swedish band?

    Remainers Algarve. All of them !!!
    Damn those intellectuals...
  • Although if said Swedish band is ABBA, the purchaser in question is obviously an idiot.

    Of course it's Abba, hardly likely to be The Hives Neil... :smiley:
    Could have been Roxette :wink:
  • This new takeover rumour. Not as frightful as some think, but I'm no less cautious.
  • FFS, he's still building his network ;)
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  • As a life long dunker I can assure you this information should be ignored.
  • How women keep a straight face when after spending 14 hours getting ready for a night out, they cone downstairs ten minutes before you need to go out and tell you you 'need to grt ready quickly, we need to leave in a minute'.
  • Lucas electrical systems. Have had my MG for 20 years. When I got it, the reversing lights didn't work. It's a ball ache to repair the switch activated by the gearbox and it's not an MOT failure so haven't bothered. Was reversing out of the garage yesterday and noticed a reflection on the door. Checked and the lights are now working.
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