General things that confuse you
Comments
-
He's over on the pancake thread now trying to get laugh's.cantersaddick said:
Not even sure that's worth a lol.DaveMehmet said:
When soggy biscuit goes wrong.T.C.E said:
Where did it go so wrong?T.C.E said:DaveMehmet said:T.C.E said:Why my scales give me my best weight loss the day after my sunday weigh in and then tell me Ive put it back on again. Do they really hate me that much?
Signed
Anorexic of Minster
0 -
Why some cars don't have a rear wiper.0
-
They're called convertibles.Talal said:Why some cars don't have a rear wiper.
0 -
Fans who cheer when a goal goes in after a flag has clearly been raised. I remember doing it as a kid as you were a bit slow on the uptake and didn't know to watch the officials etc but how do so many adults still do it? On Saturday Bauer (?) put the ball in the net a good few seconds after the whistle had gone yet hundreds of people jumped up and cheered.3
-
They're just practising in case we ever score a real goalJaShea99 said:Fans who cheer when a goal goes in after a flag has clearly been raised. I remember doing it as a kid as you were a bit slow on the uptake and didn't know to watch the officials etc but how do so many adults still do it? On Saturday Bauer (?) put the ball in the net a good few seconds after the whistle had gone yet hundreds of people jumped up and cheered.
4 -
Private numberplates.
Without exception, their owners immediately peg themselves as a dickhead.9 -
No, she doesn't look very happy.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Confused as to why my Mrs weren't happy with the dozen red roses I got her for Moonpig Day
1 -
Pop down and tell them.North Lower Neil said:Private numberplates.
Without exception, their owners immediately peg themselves as a dickhead.
3 -
Ahem.North Lower Neil said:Private numberplates.
Without exception, their owners immediately peg themselves as a dickhead.0 -
Why my Mrs needs the tv so loud?
0 - Sponsored links:
-
Why people come to Portugal and buy CDs from a South American using a Greek instrument to play tunes written by a Swedish band?0
-
North Lower Neil said:
Private numberplates.
Without exception, their owners immediately peg themselves as a dickhead.
Poor Pope with his Vatican City 1 plates...0 -
Multicultural appreciation?Algarveaddick said:Why people come to Portugal and buy CDs from a South American using a Greek instrument to play tunes written by a Swedish band?
0 -
Although if said Swedish band is ABBA, the purchaser in question is obviously an idiot.0
-
Not sure if this story has reached the UK yet, but how can some horrible fucker gain entry to a French zoo at night, shoot a white rhino and saw its horns off without being detected?0
-
It has.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Not sure if this story has reached the UK yet, but how can some horrible fucker gain entry to a French zoo at night, shoot a white rhino and saw its horns off without being detected?
Shocking, brazen and disgusting.0 -
Remainers Algarve. All of them !!!Algarveaddick said:Why people come to Portugal and buy CDs from a South American using a Greek instrument to play tunes written by a Swedish band?
0 -
Being unsure of Internet name etiquette practices.
Should you always use the 'handle' of the person and is it a faux pas to use their real first names (especially if you don't actually know them in reality but even if you do).
For instance I know Algarve's real name but I have never met him. If I called him by his name is that considered rude? or what about if I called NorthStandSteve just Steve? Is the fact his name is in his handle (I presume) does that mean it is acceptable to drop it into the conversation?
Confused of Lungshire.
1 -
If it helps, I'm not going under this lot, so you can definitely just call me Neil.MrOneLung said:Being unsure of Internet name etiquette practices.
Should you always use the 'handle' of the person and is it a faux pas to use their real first names (especially if you don't actually know them in reality but even if you do).
For instance I know Algarve's real name but I have never met him. If I called him by his name is that considered rude? or what about if I called NorthStandSteve just Steve? Is the fact his name is in his handle (I presume) does that mean it is acceptable to drop it into the conversation?
Confused of Lungshire.1 -
Of course it's Abba, hardly likely to be The Hives Neil...North Lower Neil said:Although if said Swedish band is ABBA, the purchaser in question is obviously an idiot.
2 - Sponsored links:
-
Damn those intellectuals...MrOneLung said:
Remainers Algarve. All of them !!!Algarveaddick said:Why people come to Portugal and buy CDs from a South American using a Greek instrument to play tunes written by a Swedish band?
1 -
Could have been RoxetteAlgarveaddick said:
Of course it's Abba, hardly likely to be The Hives Neil...North Lower Neil said:Although if said Swedish band is ABBA, the purchaser in question is obviously an idiot.
1 -
What's the point of a big Mini and a Fiat 500 that is the size of a bus?6
-
This new takeover rumour. Not as frightful as some think, but I'm no less cautious.0
-
How can mcvities make the biscuits and still get it so wrong.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/mcvities-have-confirmed-that-the-chocolate-is-actually-on-the-bottom-of-their-biscuits-not-the-top-6571867/1 -
FFS, he's still building his network
2 -
As a life long dunker I can assure you this information should be ignored.stackitsteve said:How can mcvities make the biscuits and still get it so wrong.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/mcvities-have-confirmed-that-the-chocolate-is-actually-on-the-bottom-of-their-biscuits-not-the-top-6571867/0 -
How women keep a straight face when after spending 14 hours getting ready for a night out, they cone downstairs ten minutes before you need to go out and tell you you 'need to grt ready quickly, we need to leave in a minute'.0
-
Lucas electrical systems. Have had my MG for 20 years. When I got it, the reversing lights didn't work. It's a ball ache to repair the switch activated by the gearbox and it's not an MOT failure so haven't bothered. Was reversing out of the garage yesterday and noticed a reflection on the door. Checked and the lights are now working.0
-
Why when my trousers are torn I'm regarded as a scruffy git yet other people with torn trousers are wearing 'designer' clothes apparently.....5
