Andrex the purple pack is my toilet paper of choice .... Fold but I wipe my arse sitting down back to front not fit enough to stand up and wipe How do you wipe ?
I never realised people sat down to wipe, I always stood up. But then someone told me they sat to wipe a few years back and I havent looked back since. Makes so much more sense.
Andrex the purple pack is my toilet paper of choice .... Fold but I wipe my arse sitting down back to front not fit enough to stand up and wipe How do you wipe ?
using my origami skills I like to make a replica of the flying Scotsman and wipe engine first.
Andrex the purple pack is my toilet paper of choice .... Fold but I wipe my arse sitting down back to front not fit enough to stand up and wipe How do you wipe ?
using my origami skills I like to make a replica of the flying Scotsman and wipe engine first.
Andrex the purple pack is my toilet paper of choice .... Fold but I wipe my arse sitting down back to front not fit enough to stand up and wipe How do you wipe ?
using my origami skills I like to make a replica of the flying Scotsman and wipe engine first.
Tsk. Toilet paper? Everybody knows a sheet of moist moss lifted from a rock is best, and also has astringent qualities. Andrex is for wimps, and people who don't live in the Scottish highlands.
Tsk. Toilet paper? Everybody knows a sheet of moist moss lifted from a rock is best, and also has astringent qualities. Andrex is for wimps, and people who don't live in the Scottish highlands.
Tsk. Toilet paper? Everybody knows a sheet of moist moss lifted from a rock is best, and also has astringent qualities. Andrex is for wimps, and people who don't live in the Scottish highlands.
do you wipe with one hand whilst slapping midges with the other?
No toilet paper. Squat over an outside "humanure" hole, (dig, fill, dig new hole, gradually creating richer growing soil). Shower off, dry off. Sorted au naturelle! Very pleasant, plus minimal carbon footprint, or even zero c.f. via nature's shower, if it's raining out!
No toilet paper. Squat over an outside "humanure" hole, (dig, fill, dig new hole, gradually creating richer growing soil). Shower off, dry off. Sorted au naturelle! Very pleasant, plus minimal carbon footprint, or even zero c.f. via nature's shower, if it's raining out!
No toilet paper. Squat over an outside "humanure" hole, (dig, fill, dig new hole, gradually creating richer growing soil). Shower off, dry off. Sorted au naturelle! Very pleasant, plus minimal carbon footprint, or even zero c.f. via nature's shower, if it's raining out!
and when you're shopping in Eltham?
Best leave that one alone, the answer will seem even more odd than the post. However, some evolved countries have arse showers in the public cubicles, and some posher venues even incorporate an undercarriage dryer in the set-up!
the bane of all sewerman & the reason why we are getting more & more blocked drains nowdays.
Also, why pay extra for quality bog paper ? It all does the same thing & all gets flushed away.Not saying you should use the greaseproof paper stuff as mentioned above, but a supermarkets basic range is just as good as Andrex.
the bane of all sewerman & the reason why we are getting more & more blocked drains nowdays.
Also, why pay extra for quality bog paper ? It all does the same thing & all gets flushed away.Not saying you should use the greaseproof paper stuff as mentioned above, but a supermarkets basic range is just as good as Andrex.
We got a septic tank, so all out wipes go in a bin.
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BTW, the USA, why does the country that has the largest arses in the world have the smallest sheets of bog paper?
Fold.
How do you wipe ?
I'm out of this now.
I never realised people sat down to wipe, I always stood up. But then someone told me they sat to wipe a few years back and I havent looked back since. Makes so much more sense.
Scrunch.
Lift balls.
Wipe.
Everybody knows a sheet of moist moss lifted from a rock is best, and also has astringent qualities.
Andrex is for wimps, and people who don't live in the Scottish highlands.
Moss !!!!!!!! I use a thistle
Any other way is completely wrong.
My personal attendant sorts mine.
Also, why pay extra for quality bog paper ? It all does the same thing & all gets flushed away.Not saying you should use the greaseproof paper stuff as mentioned above, but a supermarkets basic range is just as good as Andrex.
When men were men and when the box was empty you'd the edge of the Karzy door!!