It depends on how much time I have. If there are others waiting to use to loo or I'm in a rush it's scrunch, wipe, down repeat. If it's a nice casual poo then wind, wipe, fold, wipe, down, repeat.
Don't know why we're even discussing this. Toilet paper is so old fashioned - and solutions to winnit and dangleberry problems have been around for ages:
Just had a dump in a pub and made the cardinal sin of not checking for paper, had to phone a mate to get me some who found it highly amusing before actually asking for some
Just had a dump in a pub and made the cardinal sin of not checking for paper, had to phone a mate to get me some who found it highly amusing before actually asking for some
Just had a dump in a pub and made the cardinal sin of not checking for paper, had to phone a mate to get me some who found it highly amusing before actually asking for some
Surely you always have a safety wipe of the seat before perching down which would alert you to this issue!!!
Tried the sit-down technique today... those of you who do that are all f'ing savages.
It was a similar experience to those bikes at theme parks where the handlebars and the front wheel are aligned so that the front wheel does the opposite to what you tell it to do. It's dysfunctional and you're all wrong'uns.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Sit downers = Palace fans. Scrunchers = Millwall fans.
Tried the sit-down technique today... those of you who do that are all f'ing savages.
It was a similar experience to those bikes at theme parks where the handlebars and the front wheel are aligned so that the front wheel does the opposite to what you tell it to do. It's dysfunctional and you're all wrong'uns.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Sit downers = Palace fans. Scrunchers = Millwall fans.
Confused, don't everybody sit down whilst pooing/wiping? It makes physical sense too as when you're sitting your cheeks are looser and parting, if you're standing you'll have to pull them apart whilst trying to wipe, surely that is more savage?
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All the boys holidays I went on to Greek shit hole islands the paper bin was full by the first morning. And it always lands marmite side up.
We asked this moody old Greek sod to empty it or give us another one. He refused so we took to burning the paper. He relented and changed it everyday
It's also when he creative side of humanity comes out.
Toilet paper is so old fashioned - and solutions to winnit and dangleberry problems have been around for ages:
: )
It was a similar experience to those bikes at theme parks where the handlebars and the front wheel are aligned so that the front wheel does the opposite to what you tell it to do. It's dysfunctional and you're all wrong'uns.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Sit downers = Palace fans.
Scrunchers = Millwall fans.