Foods you eat strangely

T_C_E

Porridge oats, straight from the packet adding milk and golden syrup.

addick05

palarsehater said:

North Lower Neil said:

What the actual f**k?

Who are these idiots?

guilty

i eat brown sauce on roasts and xmas dinner cannot be beaten on roast tats with gravy.

Had that last night with roast chicken, roast spuds gravy and my favourite - roasted Mediterranean veggies.

DaveMehmet

palarsehater said:

North Lower Neil said:

What the actual f**k?

Who are these idiots?

guilty

i eat brown sauce on roasts and xmas dinner cannot be beaten on roast tats with gravy.

Sounds disgusting to me but if you like it, crack on. No-one should tell you what you can and can't eat (bit like beer snobs saying you shouldn't drink Carling, Fosters etc)

MrOneLung

T_C_E said:

Porridge oats, straight from the packet adding milk and golden syrup.

Isn't this just normal porridge ?

North Lower Neil

DaveMehmet said:

palarsehater said:

North Lower Neil said:

What the actual f**k?

Who are these idiots?

guilty

i eat brown sauce on roasts and xmas dinner cannot be beaten on roast tats with gravy.

Sounds disgusting to me but if you like it, crack on. No-one should tell you what you can and can't eat (bit like beer snobs saying you shouldn't drink Carling, Fosters etc)

I'm not telling him he can't, I'm telling him he shouldn't.

Bread sauce all the way.

YTS1978

DaveMehmet said:

When I was a kid, I'd get two slices of bread together, eat the outside crust then squash the remainder into a ball before eating it. Still do it every now and then (normally after coming home from the pub)

Christ, I used to do this too!

My wife always complains that I eat bread rolls/slices without any butter, but I'm gonna revisit this technique just to annoy her! Thanks Dave

SuedeAdidas

North Lower Neil said:

DaveMehmet said:

palarsehater said:

North Lower Neil said:

What the actual f**k?

Who are these idiots?

guilty

i eat brown sauce on roasts and xmas dinner cannot be beaten on roast tats with gravy.

Sounds disgusting to me but if you like it, crack on. No-one should tell you what you can and can't eat (bit like beer snobs saying you shouldn't drink Carling, Fosters etc)

I'm not telling him he can't, I'm telling him he shouldn't.

Bread sauce all the way.

I'm sure I've never had good bread sauce........last stuff I tried was like polycell wallpaper paste.

EDIT - I hope it was bread sauce anyway

CAFCsayer

Ketchup sandwich

happyvalley

MuttleyCAFC said:

Christmas day evening - soggy sprouts warmed up in the microwave with a fair bit of salt in a sandwich. Delicious.

There should be an ugh button for that.

paulie8290

Just reading this for the 1st time and I couldnt believe how many people do the same as me on the opening page.

Maltesers I put in my mouth remove the chocolate and melt the inside in my mouth.

Jaffa cakes,I eat the sponge, and I save the Chocolate orange till last.

Also roast dinner I eat Veg, Potatoes then meat, same with anymeal, I eat the worst thing first and save the best till last

paulie8290

Oh and Burgers, I always take apart, eat the bun 1st and then eat the burger last

stackitsteve

Without going through the thread I’m guessing the fact most people eat bananas upside down has been convered?

Henry Irving

Were none of you weaned properly?

T_C_E

MrOneLung said:

T_C_E said:

Porridge oats, straight from the packet adding milk and golden syrup.

Isn't this just normal porridge ?

Apparently most people cook it!

Dazzler21

T_C_E said:

MrOneLung said:

T_C_E said:

Porridge oats, straight from the packet adding milk and golden syrup.

Isn't this just normal porridge ?

Apparently most people cook it!

I also often have my oats with cold milk. Far superior to that gloopy sticky mess that is 'normal' porridge.

ShootersHillGuru

We have some real nutters on here don’t we.

Carter

stackitsteve said:

Without going through the thread I’m guessing the fact most people eat bananas upside down has been convered?

Never mind that, the correct movement is banana to mouth, never mouth to banana

Redvalleyeast

Mate of mine eats burgers with a knife and fork,so weird

Dazzler21

Carter said:

stackitsteve said:

Without going through the thread I’m guessing the fact most people eat bananas upside down has been convered?

Never mind that, the correct movement is banana to mouth, never mouth to banana

I break chunks off the banana to eat... Can't accidentally make awkward eye contact with any other blokes in the office while noshing on the banana that way.

Fumbluff

Fish Shoes

Manicmania

Apparently eating buttered crumpets with ketchup to dip in on the side is weird. I've always treated them as a savoury snack but apparently people put jam and things on them? People at work think my way is disgusting but I've just always done it. Has to have plenty of salt on top too.

Carter

Manicmania said:

Apparently eating buttered crumpets with ketchup to dip in on the side is weird. I've always treated them as a savoury snack but apparently people put jam and things on them? People at work think my way is disgusting but I've just always done it. Has to have plenty of salt on top too.

Yeah that is weird

Crumpets are a savoury snack, butter, marmite and occasionally cheese are acceptable coverings. Not ketchup you mucky, mucky boy

SuedeAdidas

A fried or poached egg on a buttered crumpet is quality

Dazzler21

SuedeAdidas said:

A fried or poached egg on a buttered crumpet is quality

Is a crumpet now a cheap man's breakfast muffin?

SuedeAdidas

Crumpets shit all over muffins. FACT.

North Lower Neil

SuedeAdidas said:

North Lower Neil said:

DaveMehmet said:

palarsehater said:

North Lower Neil said:

What the actual f**k?

Who are these idiots?

guilty

i eat brown sauce on roasts and xmas dinner cannot be beaten on roast tats with gravy.

Sounds disgusting to me but if you like it, crack on. No-one should tell you what you can and can't eat (bit like beer snobs saying you shouldn't drink Carling, Fosters etc)

I'm not telling him he can't, I'm telling him he shouldn't.

Bread sauce all the way.

I'm sure I've never had good bread sauce........last stuff I tried was like polycell wallpaper paste.

EDIT - I hope it was bread sauce anyway

I once had a Christmas dinner in a pub with workmates, and put what I thought was bread sauce from a big bowl next to the gravy all over the turkey. Tons of the stuff as I love it.

Turns out it was horseradish.

LennyLowrent

Not my fault, its mum.
The green stem bit.
She told me never to eat it as that's where the tomato is shitting from...

DaveMehmet

SuedeAdidas said:

Crumpets shit all over muffins. FACT New pornhub category.

SuedeAdidas

DaveMehmet said:

SuedeAdidas said:

Crumpets shit all over muffins. FACT New pornhub category.

The Great British Scat Off

Chris_from_Sidcup

cabbles said:

I eat the whole apple bar the stalk.

I save the thing I like the most until last, so if it's a roast, veg, potatoes and then the meat

I also have the same thing for lunch everyday, without fail. 2 chicken and spinach sandwiches, 2 bags of McCoys cheddar and onion and flaming steak, and then a bag of chicken nuggets from tesco hot food counter

Wash it down with a Coke Zero.

Everything about me says 'winner'

I'm intrigued to know if, 2 and a half years on, you've decided to mix up your lunchtime eating habits at all?