We will sign someone who has had a long summer holiday after being released; putting on a couple of stone and then last week started training on his own in a park where old ladies jog past him. This player will be decent 4 seasons ago but a costly Divorce, climbing on top of roofs for Father for justice, and going to AA have negated his skills. His young kids still live up north with the mother, His brother is in Jail for drug offences, and his Dad has started wearing Woman's clothes to find himself. His mum has starting Pole dancing for the over 80's. His old Nan is head over heals about it and gives Demos.
Katrien feels this will be great signing as he fits the profile of CAFC year Zero.
We will sign someone who has had a long summer holiday after being released; putting on a couple of stone and then last week started training on his own in a park where old ladies jog past him. This player will be decent 4 seasons ago but a costly Divorce, climbing on top of roofs for Father for justice, and going to AA have negated his skills. His young kids still live up north with the mother, His brother is in Jail for drug offences, and his Dad has started wearing Woman's clothes to find himself. His mum has starting Pole dancing for the over 60's.
Katrien feels this will be great signing as he fits the profile of CAFC year Zero.
So, what's wrong with pole dancing for the over 60's ????
We will sign someone who has had a long summer holiday after being released; putting on a couple of stone and then last week started training on his own in a park where old ladies jog past him. This player will be decent 4 seasons ago but a costly Divorce, climbing on top of roofs for Father for justice, and going to AA have negated his skills. His young kids still live up north with the mother, His brother is in Jail for drug offences, and his Dad has started wearing Woman's clothes to find himself. His mum has starting Pole dancing for the over 60's.
Katrien feels this will be great signing as he fits the profile of CAFC year Zero.
We will sign someone who has had a long summer holiday after being released; putting on a couple of stone and then last week started training on his own in a park where old ladies jog past him. This player will be decent 4 seasons ago but a costly Divorce, climbing on top of roofs for Father for justice, and going to AA have negated his skills. His young kids still live up north with the mother, His brother is in Jail for drug offences, and his Dad has started wearing Woman's clothes to find himself. His mum has starting Pole dancing for the over 60's.
Katrien feels this will be great signing as he fits the profile of CAFC year Zero.
So, what's wrong with pole dancing for the over 60's ????
Still looking for my Pole..
lovely to hear that Pole dancing is your thing Fanny. But please watch out for those Firemen on the way down.
This will no doubt get people thinking its a takeover, so don't be surprised when a league one midfielder signs of a kid from the premier league is loaned in
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Don't forget .... the club like to sign out of contract players, after the window has closed.
Roland will think he can save a lot of money by signing the unfit leftover players nobody else wants.
This player will be decent 4 seasons ago but a costly Divorce,
climbing on top of roofs for Father for justice, and going to AA have negated his skills. His young kids still live up north with the mother,
His brother is in Jail for drug offences, and his Dad has started wearing Woman's clothes to find himself.
His mum has starting Pole dancing for the over 80's.
His old Nan is head over heals about it and gives Demos.
Katrien feels this will be great signing as he fits the profile of CAFC year Zero.
However i am a dribbling imbecile so what the feck do i know?
Still looking for my Pole..
Cheers @Redhenry hope it's a bulk buy of the 6 players we still need
But please watch out for those Firemen on the way down.
1. Roland selling
2. That reporter who said we were in a terminal condition was actually talking about RD
3. Interest rate RD is charging on his loans to CAFC is linked to Base Rate
4. KM has a promotion to CEO of Upjest?
5. Paying off the contract of Johnson?
6. Paying off the contract of Sarr?
7. Re-signing Free agent Reza?
8. Freaye back as assistant manager?
9. Signing a 13 year old LB to replace THD
9. The comms team have sold all their stuff on eBay and now have enough money to buy a Polaroid camera.