Celebrity partner

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Emma Stone

CHG

Claire Folani

ValleyGary

Coleen Nolan

cafcdave123

Dazzler21 said:

If I had choose another...

Lindsay Lohan before she went off the rails,


or Tara Reid before she went off the rails.

Turn it in, you want them AFTER they have gone off the rails!

You want them so fucked up they'd give you a rusty trombone for half a Valium !

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Olivia Wilde

3blokes

Just the one night? I would not have got past -
" I want you to know I really respect you as a person."
And -
"Really? How interesting!"
And -
" You like Coldplay too?!!"
Followed by -
"Oh, you actually do like Coldplay then..."
Finished off with -
" Oh, you've got an early start in the morning? And it's probably time for you to turn in?... but it's only quarter past 7.... Oh I see...."

This thread has raked up too many old memories...

ricky_otto

Rose West

ValleyGary

I would commit atrocities just to smell Georgia May-Foote

sam3110

Whoever it is has to have that look in their eyes...






I'm off for a lie down!

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Yeah am the same... If they've got the right look in their eyes then I'm sold

Lizzie Armistead

ricky_otto

Anybody to be honest.

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ricky_otto said:

Anybody to be honest.

Any holes a goal?

sam3110

Oh and most of the SSNHQ girls would get it good

Dazzler21

I could disappoint the hell out of many a woman.

ricky_otto

sam3110 said:

Oh and most of the SSNHQ girls would get it good

I like Kate Abdo

ricky_otto

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ricky_otto said:

Anybody to be honest.

Any holes a goal?

I was talking about for you

i_b_b_o_r_g

ValleyGary said:

Coleen Nolan

Bit brave, bound to be a bit of prolapse once you start diggin around

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ricky_otto said:

ForeverAddickted said:

ricky_otto said:

Anybody to be honest.

Any holes a goal?

I was talking about for you

Cant argue with that one... Although wouldnt go near Rosemary!!

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Oh Perrie Edwards is another one (lucky girl)

Rizzo

Salma Hayek

Swisdom

Oh yea - Holly Willoughby.
I'd chop my dick off and throw it at her just to know she's touched it.

Macronate

Any lady with a great personality.



And the bigger the tits, the better.

DaveMehmet

Jenny Powell (in the No Limits era)

Valiantphil

McBobbin said:

Jet from Gladiators

Whilst hosting a barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome ?

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Jessica-Jane Clement

Macronate

Joan Collins (still would)

cafcdave123

DaveMehmet said:

Jenny Powell (in the No Limits era)

"In the no limits era" is that a euphemism for "up the shitter"?

moutuakilla

CHG said:

Claire Folani

You have her, i'll take Claire Forlani #spellinglolz

DaveMehmet

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Jessica-Jane Clement


Knowing my luck, I'd end up with Pam St Clement

Raith_C_Chattonell

palarsehater said:

kate beckinsale

She likes to insert chocolate between your buttocks though ... not a huge problem I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5lfjyiCAFQ